jon schaefer

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@blair_schaef Yes

[Hoffa @DatLTB]

@sevenohthree

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@ktdnj1 Drink the beard

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@TopoChicoUSA new spokesperson applying for duty.

[Dr. Nahid Bhadelia @BhadeliaMD]

The thing that really gets me is when someone says they won’t wear a mask because the virus (0.1 micron but generally attached to a bigger droplet) will get through anyway but is also concerned about fainting from C02 molecules (0.00033 microns) not passing through the same mask.

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Robinhood: "let the people trade!"

People: *trade*

Robinhood: "no not like that"

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@cnebons @ShaunFromLA @GladiatorOffice @RampCapitalLLC Let me guess - if I have to ask, I can’t afford it?

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@ShaunFromLA @GladiatorOffice @RampCapitalLLC Friendship with vlookup has ended. Xlookup is my friend now.

[Neeraj K. Agrawal @NeerajKA]

they are really fuckin these snails up

[ret @rad_milk]

trump encouraging his followers to storm the capitol building is like the time i got fired from gamestop so i got all my friends to go in there and shit their pants

[Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren]

If @realDonaldTrump were to lose (he won’t) his supporters will go to work tomorrow just as we do everyday. When Biden loses, his “supporters” will likely loot and riot. Tells you everything you need to know! #Trump2020

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

the look of a man who might not have access to Air Force One in the future and will have to fly commercial

don't worry Eric, we have €9.99 fares next time you're in Europe

#Election2020

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@JonathanTaplin Eat bananas

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@Bigkato1 @NBAonTNT @PelicansNBA @utahjazz And nothing of value was lost

[ＪΞＣ @JamieLCFC8]

@BoobieMilesXXIV finished woodcut. Different stains, cuts, and seals make all the different tones and shades. Nice little box frame on the back that’s stained and sealed so the sides look nice and clean and it sits off the wall to cast a shadow. Hope you all like it!

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@blair_schaef But you get to see me n Fletch earlier this way

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@AndyPipCorbett Funding secured

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@KellBlair Hi

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@WDEL @KelBlair

[jon schaefer @jonschaefer1]

@MGonzo6 heck yes I want to do this