Jonathan Bowman

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no

[Jonathan Bowman @jonseven3]

@northstokie Temu by any chance?

[Jonathan Bowman @jonseven3]

@Fred_Delicious spot on!

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

They say that the bond between parent and child is the strongest thing but actually it is the bond between a dad and the pet he told his wife and children he didn’t want, sorry if this offends

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

this whole thing was a publicity stunt to launch Springfield’s new shopping mall

[Nate @thenatewolf]

One time someone broke up with me 26 hours after getting their first pair of glasses.

[Max Knoblauch @MaxKnoblauch]

Terrible day at work (am a courtroom sketch artist) - couldn’t get the asses right all freaking day

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

it's pretty messed up that the Beatles released a song called "Help!" and then an album called "Help!" and then a movie called "Help!" and nobody helped them and half of them died

[Jonathan Bowman @jonseven3]

@DUCKmagstoke It's really underrated, in my opinion! The animation is great.

[Jonathan Bowman @jonseven3]

@Fred_Delicious @hansmollman Ahhh shit. Literally my first tweet in years.

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

One week until my new book, #FuckTheTories is published. Here’s the back cover. If, like me, you fucking hate the Tories (or just think I’m a cool little guy) you can pre-order here https://t.co/H39W8sGRNy

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Today marks the one-year anniversary of Liz Truss becoming the best PM of all time, so I thought it'd be a good day to announce my new book. If - like Liz Truss - you've got a bit of spare time on your hands, you can pre-order now 👇
https://t.co/H39W8sGRNy
#FuckTheTories

[kabir 🐜 @sausagehobbit]

he looks like he's about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[Elsa Williams @williamspidge]

My dad refuses to believe his daughter is autistic on the basis he’s not, before determinedly showing us his shell collection in the middle of a family meal

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

cul-de-sac is French for vasectomy

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

‘hang on babe, just got to take a call on my musk pho…’
[blast radius 400ft. no survivors]

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

Mom: did you get an A on your spanish test

Me: C

Mom: okay mr mexico 🤩

[brent @murrman5]

[finally getting the courage to post in the bird watchers group]
featheredfriend37: anyone see any good birbs this weekend?
upinatree1968 is typing
Tweetheart4u is typing
kingwing12 is typing

[Jonathan Bowman @jonseven3]

@deathoftheparty It was rock solid.