Jon Shrimpton

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

Of all the people to miss the final penalty.

Absolute PERFECTION.

[Reece James @ReeceJames]

2006 a kid arrived at Chelsea with a dream in his heart, boots too big for his feet, but belief from the start. Fast forward to 2026, still wearing the same blue shirt with the same fire inside. This club raised me, shaped me, and gave me a place to call home. Through every game, every battle, every lesson I’ve grown. Now the journey rolls on, the dream still true. Extended till 2032… and still bleeding blue.

[Henry Jackson @HenryJackson87]

Can't remember the last time I saw so many rival fans dislike a team as much as this Arsenal side.

There is almost nothing to like, from manager to playing style to on-field antics.

Imagine that much talent, and spending that much money, only to choose to play like this!

[Jonathan Morley @jmorleylfc]

They’re genuinely the jammiest shittiest cunts in the world. Haven’t even been in this second half at all, Chelsea have dominated. Then they get a corner & score. Utterly poisonous lucky football.

[Mod @CFCMods]

Timber dives.
Hato yellow.
Timber scores from the set piece.

Wrap this league up man.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Arsenal 🤝 Sh*te tifos

[Captain Allen @CptAllenHistory]

This is what weakness and irrelevance look like.

[CFCDigest @CFCDigest]

The english press don’t want you to see this video.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

A worrying amount of people in the UK forget this:

[SHAYEE 𒀭 @tiier_1st]

Where were all these debates yesterday when Chelsea got a red vs Arsenal in the FA Cup when Xhaka stepped on Kovačić and dived to send him off? Or when Mané elbowed Azpi? Or when Maguire intentionally stamped Batshuayi’s balls & didn’t even get a card? �

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

The perfect Venn Diagram doesn't exist…

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

[Average Super Sunday]

Jamie Redknapp: it's a penalty

Paul Merson: nah not for me

Roy Keane: course it's a penalty

David Jones: no agreement here. But I think we can all agree that the thrilling Day of the Jackal is streaming now

[Queen Bee @KingBobIIV]

The average farmer earns £21k - £50k. For that, he's up and out all weather's, at 4am and to bed at 9pm, 7 days a week, 364 days a year. If animals are ill, or being born, he will work around the clock. I know farmers, and its gruelling.

That they're sat on land, that happens to have increased in value, doesn't mean they're rich. They SHOULD be rich, with a market of over 70m people in the country that need food, but they're not.

The criticism of our farmers for owning property that they farm, is all coming from the same lazy cunts, that get paid by the tax payer, and want to reduce their hours to a 4 day week on the same pay, or upper middle class academics, whose jobs entail bleating about Brexit on Twitter all day for the Guardian, or sat in a warm TV studio.

They're so unbelievably out of touch with the working man, its unreal.

Farmers have some of the highest suicide rates in the UK.

We must protect them at all costs.

I'm pretty disgusted how silent the supermarkets have been on this subject.

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

Here is Keir Starmer in 2021, grilling Boris over the 'cash for curtains' scandal.

It’s fascinating that Labour MPs set high standards for transparency, honesty and integrity which they themselves don’t even attempt to follow.

Hoist with his own petard so quickly after a GE.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[Mike Garwood @NN10Canary]

Congratulations to Dave Grohl for rattling so many overly defensive and easily offended Taylor Swift fans last night. I know who I'd rather see live (and that includes singing). Shake it off, kids 🤘 @foofighters

[rae ✮ 🧡 @SPEEDONTNEED]

“dave grohl can’t fill a stadium” come on now…

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🎙️ Gareth Southgate on Harry Maguire: “There has been ridiculous treatment of him for a long period of time — it’s a joke.”

“I’ve never known a player treated way he is by our own pundits. It’s beyond anything I’ve ever seen.” 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿