Jonathan Staton

Christian | Husband | Big Sweaty Nerd | B.A. Student in Biblical & Theological Studies

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

It is 2016. DC has released a follow-up to their Superman solo film. It is the second film in a new universe. It has released to mixed reviews. The fandom is in chaos

It’s 2026. DC has released a…

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

Why did my pastor not prepare me for this?

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

The nicest weather in the USA today will occur around Cincinnati, OH.

[Heavy Spoilers @heavyspoilers]

Forced my 4 year old son to watch Andor and then called him a fake fan when he didn’t like it

[1/4 Black Garrett @QTRBlackGarrett]

Always race swapping. Couldn’t they have found a green actor?

[Mike Winger @MikeWingerii]

Drinking black coffee doesn’t make you more manly.

But it sure feels like it does.

[Jonathan Staton @jonstatonX]

@RuslanKD @MikeG04782097 @MikeWingerii @WesleyLHuff “#discernment”

[Cryptic HD QUALITY @Cryptic4KQual]

She's Jean Grey.

[Josh @JoshDenofNerds]

I am SO HYPED for this show! Just what the genre needs right now!!

[Jonathan Staton @jonstatonX]

@JoshDenofNerds AI

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@Protestia

[Jonathan Staton @jonstatonX]

@comicsexplained Bro looks like Bruce Wayne

[Josh @JoshDenofNerds]

"From Rey to Grogu" got me like

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@MyTimeToShineH

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@RuslanKD @aReformedGuy @VIIAdastra @dalepartridge The hilarious part about all of this discourse is that it’s all people with fake and/or ai generated profile pictures. Should say something about their ridiculous and incoherent worldviews.

[Jonathan Staton @jonstatonX]

@BeyondReporter First two episodes were pretty good. Felt like things finally got moving. Episode 7 felt like an abrupt stop to the momentum episodes 5-6 built. Left with more questions than answers. Hoping all is revealed and resolved in the finale🙏🏼

[Jonathan Staton @jonstatonX]

@BeyondReporter Episode 7 kind of took the wind out of my sails tbh… was hoping for more

[Jonathan Staton @jonstatonX]

@BeyondReporter Gotcha. I just started 7. I think this volume is way better than the first.