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guitarist of the universe's #1 dinopunk band, @fyeahdinosaurs
musician. designer. creator. used to brew.

[🚽portijon🚽 @jonstefaniak]

#CUCUMBERS are great

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@XfinitySupport why the fuck are your cable boxes so delayed? Every time I go back to my parents', the game is behind on their cable box. The cable box should be the source that's caught up!

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This sucks.

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Twitter. Not X.

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The curse of being involved in the music biz is wondering which giant promotion/production company will monopolize the next new venue being built. Killing the excitement of "oh wow a new spot for shows!"

[🚽portijon🚽 @jonstefaniak]

Hey @SpotifyCares - my Release Radar has slightly changed every time I've opened it this week. Not sure if anyone else is reporting this problem, but I see songs changing out and different stuff today than was there this weekend.

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Yo @echorealty get the fuck out of Bloomfield with your 6-story bullshit.

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Hey @DuquesneLight - why is everyone's electricity bill skyrocketing this month? Don't give me any "well it's hot out!" bullshit. Bloomfield is pissed and we've had plenty of issues with power outages all summer long.

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Yo @swooshgazer do you think @ThisIsRobThomas remembers Matchbox 412/420 and would hook us up with some +1s for the Star Lake show in July? Kyle sent him the video of us soundchecking Smooth, right?

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Poor Blink 182 got stuck playing to this dead Coachella crowd. Missed out on that Woodstock 99 hype by a few years.

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@WYEP @Dollar_Bank @CulturalTrust Alright @Allegheny_Co - your move. You guys always produce some gems!

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last day for Garlic World merch - https://t.co/IDQ7Ts9XBE

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One week left to get your little slice o' Garlic World for 2023. Got a shirt already? Snag a tank.
https://t.co/QXeOV85ITU

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I just got my car fixed and boy oh boy I'd say it's time to snag some Garlic World merch. This is all me, not FYD, so spread the word if you think of anyone who might want something - I don't have quite the reach on my own!
https://t.co/IDQ7Ts9XBE

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@LIVEFASTDIEAWSM @AmblingMadly I don't think I'd consider them superheroes. Let me ponder for a bit.

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https://t.co/IDQ7Ts9XBE
Get yer grandma a tanktop.

[🚽portijon🚽 @jonstefaniak]

We're officially live with the 2023 Garlic World preorder!
https://t.co/IDQ7Ts9XBE
Old favorites, new goodies. Spread the word.
Store comes down March 27th - no extras, no reprints!

[🚽portijon🚽 @jonstefaniak]

New Summer 2023 Garlic World Fashion up now for preorder:
https://t.co/N75nsDTkAi

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@k_maxi We're all fucked.

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@swooshgazer Oh shit I'm on my personal wuzzup

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@swooshgazer You dumpin?