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There's no such thing as too jazzy...

[JV @jonvalentine]

@1brookebond How much?

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

Daydreaming about being at the #BritishGP this weekend? 💭🇬🇧 It’s your lucky day as we’ve kept some tickets to the McLaren grandstand to giveaway. Just RT (and be free this weekend!) for your chance to win a pair.

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[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

@BenBowers11 Nope. Have to be stabbed now instead.

[Matt Ferguson @Cakes_Comics]

AVENGERS: ENDGAME giveaway. I have 5 sets of my official posters up for grabs. Simply follow me, RT this tweet & prove you have seen the film to be eligible. A ticket stub or your favourite quote will suffice. Winners picked Sunday May 12th 2019. Good luck! #AvengersEndgame

[JV @jonvalentine]

@amateuradam @liana_isadora Go see his live show. Saw him at the fringe last year. Amazing. Especially the musical parts. Going again this year

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Retweet this.

[JV @jonvalentine]

@hjt172 watching question time? You’d hate it tonight watching Lammy saying it’s necessary for second vote because he thinks leave voted wrong and they need another chance!

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

EXCLUSIVE! James Gunn back on to direct ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ #GOTGv3 https://t.co/sq9aEYt9QR

[JV @jonvalentine]

@hjt172 Touché!

[JV @jonvalentine]

@hjt172 I have my view on Corbyn but can’t say on Twitter for fear of been sued or setting off trolls!

[JV @jonvalentine]

@hjt172 Boris then Groves for me. Can’t have that man in office. It’s embarrassing! Just can’t see an end!

[JV @jonvalentine]

@hjt172 It’s bad when we get compared to Trump! Worst part is seeing the odds/favourite for next prime minister!

[JV @jonvalentine]

@hjt172 It’s embarrassing to watch ain’t it!

[Theo @DriveTheo]

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[Theo @DriveTheo]

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[Abbie Eaton @AbbieEaton44]

@andyormerod @JeremyClarkson I’m equally as fast at doing that stuff too.

[David Gilbertson @D__Gilbertson]

The effect of tall buildings on GPS signals - spot the city centre.

[David Squires @squires_david]

Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cartoon. Don’t sack him before I’ve finished this week’s cart

[Parmy Olson @parmy]

Exclusive: WhatsApp founder Brian Acton explains why he quit Facebook and made what may be the most expensive moral stand in history. https://t.co/TatRUFL1NT @Techmeme