Jon Harrison

Fail we may, sail we must.

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@Wilson__Valdez Puebla and Cholula, East of Mexico City are worth a visit. As is a bus trip to Taxco.

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@luciushq Prompt

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@DrNeenaJha Your dad is the very best of us.

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@drivelcast @vizcomic Make your neighbour feel like an MP by standing opposite their house each morning as they leave for work, shouting ‘are you going to resign?’

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@Im_RobM They’d help with the chemistry at the club

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@richardosman The Rockford Files

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@ruskin147 Congratulations Rory. Extra big breakfast for you, the Prof and Sophie on Sunday.

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@maitlis @AlexTaylorNews Apt typo there.

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@cazmcclell @Longshanks1307 @LauraSRobinson @mrjamesob 'Springtime for Rishi...'

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@RosieisaHolt I was hoping for the classic @Herring1967 ‘hand made out of ham or armpit that dispenses sun cream’. The nation needs to know!

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@LiamThorpECHO It looks like an album cover.

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@NatashaC @HenryRiley1 Could spell trouble for the fringe parties.

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@tds153 Her picture looks like a police mugshot.

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@squirrellovers_ Pete

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@LiamThorpECHO Don’t forget his pledge to rename London Bridge ‘Phoebe Waller’.

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@supermathskid Used to work with a guy who responded to getting mugged with a firm ‘now steady on!’

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@IvanBrett I just hear Stanley Unwin reading it.

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@TobyonTV Replace the ‘trouble in the Suez’ line with ‘tryna get a dog drunk’ and the rest just writes itself.

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@SoVeryBritish If a picked buttercup reflects yellow when held against your neck, you like butter.

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