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[Duke Caboom @JonWYoung]

When other dads take their daughters to the driving range the folks are like “aww that’s so cute, what a good dad”

Yet when I do it those folks are like “sir, that’s a lot of beer for 10 in the morning, and can you please stop cursing so much!”

Life’s just not fair I guess.

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Let’s fucking gooooooooo!

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@alfie_t8 If England made the final and had to play in Mexico City in mid July, their squad might literally melt into the turf before the first hydration break.

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@bmarcello Ya, go get a judge to force their opponents to play. This is all so stupid.

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@kirbyhocutt “This situation is hard. It is new.”

It’s neither hard or new. You cant gamble. You can’t gamble on games your own team is playing.

You have insider information. You took first half unders on your own games. It’s kind of a felony.

What a crock of shit this statement is.

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@BAMA2STL @beardywxm Game was in Hungary.

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@JRamEnjoyerr We do.

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@CBoxSports Well thank his that first part ain’t gonna happen.

[Hoosier Captain @hoosier_captain]

Basically my timeline the last 2 days

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@UrbanExplorer00 The city was butt hurt that they lost the Olympics. They were willing to spend anything and everything for that. They lost it so they took their ball and went home for the World Cup.

And it stinks.

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@johnarnold @chicagobars Illinois passed a $56B budget. State is swimming in debt. Can’t even imagine a world where they can pay their pension obligations.

The Bears are a shiny thing to say no to and say “we’re looking out for you.”

Yet, there’s so much in that budget that shows they don’t give a shit

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@TomFornelli 3. It’s acceptable after lawn maintenance when the temp is over 82.5.

Also acceptable when you have to leave for a wedding in 30 minutes after sitting and waiting for your significant other to be done hot boxing that bathroom with hairspray for an hour.

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@BarstoolBigCat Real George extending the lie going to the Hamptons vibes.

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@JFreshHockey The biggest turning point in recent franchise history is them being absolute dog shit for years and never getting a top 3 pick or even a sniff at a generational player. The tank worked. The pick didn’t fall.

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@LanceMcAlister They’re not going to do this because, well … it’s the Bengals.

But you could get a marketing person there to do the “7 of 27” as a sweeping in of Ring of Honor” guys.

Do it on a big early weekend. Parade, dinners, events, etc.

Stir up so much goodwill, and for them, make $$$.

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@AriWasserman Folks that can’t account for where their money comes from, and are also stolen stupid, do this.

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@UnderdogGolf @AdamSchupak That sucks.

Figure out something else for Chicago. The John Deere is fun.

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@chicagobars The new Fire stadium has a tower permit, the Northwestern stadium is almost done, the United center has infrastructure galore.
My very uneducated guess is that the Bears just have no one that knows anything about anything about anything. How? How do they not know how to do this?