Jonathan

I tweet, therefore I am.

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

@modernhistory

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

@chrisrockwayxxx @OnlyFans Still got it!

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

@OrlandoSea and @BuschGardens3 30+ minutes just to get tickets scanned to get into the park is unacceptable. Do better.

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

@BuschGardens fix you rides. Been at the park for 5 hours and have ridden nothing due to "technical difficulties". #SafetyFirst but come ON!

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Don’t mess with Dolly.

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

@Clear used to be worth the price for expedited airport security, but no longer the case. The lines and wait times are often just as long as regular security lines. Unfortunate.

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

@barstoolsports What's unacceptable is hollering at the front line employee who's following his training. Macho displays of dominance (temper tantrum) by rich muscle bros who usually get their way really helps the #airtravellogisticsproblem though, so let's all cheer him on.

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

Greatest expression heard at work today - common sense isn’t a flower that grows in everyone’s garden

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

Really @Delta ?! Access to the lounge is restricted to within 3 hours of flight? Isn't this suppose to be a place of rest while traveling? Unacceptable.

[Golden Valley Pride Festival @gvpridefest]

Join us at Under Pressure Brewing Company on Saturday, 8/27 1-5pm, for our Summer Social and Fundraiser! Celebrate Pride in Golden Valley with great brews, music, games, food trucks, and more!
#gvpridefest #summersocial #gaypride #goldenvalley #supportlocalbreweries

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

Just posted a photo @ Golden Valley, Minnesota https://t.co/q2bP3k5lb4

[Golden Valley Pride Festival @gvpridefest]

Donate to our Food & Necessities Drive this Saturday, July 16 from 12-3pm at the Brookview Park small shelter! We are partnering with @PRISMinneapolis to give back those in our community in need.  ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Learn more: https://t.co/V0BJQcbFnK

#goldenvalley #gvpridefest

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

I wish I could go back in time and invest in #pumpkinspice

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

Shout out to MARCO in #security at @WaltDisneyWorld @WDWHS #castcompliment Marco was super friendly and helpful when I was out of my mind about how terrible the virtual queue for #RiseOfTheResistance is.

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

I cut my grass and did some trimming in celebration of earth day yesterday. Does that count as something?

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

@DoorDash_Help @DoorDash_Help website down, app down, chat down, no answer when calling, my card was charged, no food in site... I’m getting hangry. Help!

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

THIS!!!! https://t.co/fAfZ5XLm8i

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

Must be difficult to live so narrow minded with this dichotomy. Too bad for her.

[Julian Bass @thejulianbass]

if y’all can retweet this enough times that Disney calls, that’d be greatly appreciated

[Jonathan @jonyeomans]

Love this