Julia Longhurst

blonde indie kid with arrested development, mum of two fantastic boys, liberal, champion of underdogs, loves nature, good music and dogs #rescueisthebestbreed

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@mileshuntTWS @thewonder_stuff Happy Christmas to you all! Feeling far more festive after last night’s show, everyone needs a Yuletide singalong and mosh. X

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

😂😂 Most fragrance ads suck… this not so much

[Andrew Cotter @MrAndrewCotter]

That time of year - this kind of thing is everywhere. So probably worth reposting this one.

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@mrjimBob Sadly I missed it as on Wednesday it’s the law that we have dinner with my 91 year old mother… I doubt the conversation I endured was quite as scintillating

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

He’s going to have to buy another hat.
It’s fine, he can afford it.

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@mileshuntTWS I’ve been saying you were a national treasure for years… this is why I’ve been hankering after meeting you and getting a photo together for 35 years and then pulled this face when I did… glee doesn’t suit me it seems 😂😂

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

This is the truth about Labour's Budget and farmers.

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@mrjimBob Really enjoyed both the double Shiiine and Medway River Lit, your book is a thing of beauty (not sure my coffee table is sturdy enough for it 😂) and you played all my favourites at Shiiine! Hope you enjoy the rest of the book tour. X

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@steve_lamacq @ShiiineOn_ Great work, really enjoyed the Q&A session, luckily I already had the book given it sold out! And as for your DJ set tonight! 😁 Awesome as ever! Thank you. X

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@mrjimBob No… thank you! Great set… when I was at Butlin’s many years ago suffering Dick and Dom and Chico I couldn’t have dreamt that one day I’d be singing Shoppers Paradise and GI Blues in the Skyline Arena whilst surrounded by so many kindred spirits doing the same! Gabba Gabba Hey!

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@mrjimBob Yay!

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@RoryStewartUK I really hope you are right! 🤞🏻

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@pulptoday Something changed

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@mileshuntTWS So glad he’s on the mend now, poor little man! My friend’s dog hasn’t a single tooth left these days, but manages just fine despite a bit of a lolloping tongue.

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@DeborahMeaden You did better than me! 3 attempts to pass maths. Then my first full time role was as a benefit processing officer, the member of the team who specialised in complex claims. Never needed to use quadratic equations or algebra there… thinking about it still haven’t 34 years on!

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@JeffBrazier Your boys are a real credit to you, Freddy brought a tear to my eye in the latest episode… so thoughtful and such a natural connection with animals too. Their mum would be so proud of them. Well done! X

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@MrAndrewCotter Absolutely loved your commentary last night particularly your disdain for the Seine Sational gag and relief when the speech translation was over. That floating piano though… gave me anxiety, and Zena (black Lab, authority on weird looking stuff) says the dogs won’t like it! 😂

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@mrjimBob Ever since 1991 you’ve pretty much been voicing my thoughts… exactly this! 😢

[Jim Bob @mrjimBob]

Imagine you have to attend and deal with the most horrific and heartbreaking scene imaginable and it’s your job to catch the person responsible and then as a reward people throw things at you.

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@caitlinmoran That’s what we needed… a Prime Minister with the foresight to check the weather forecast! No silly poncho required… not sure he was enjoying the ceremony that much though 😄

[Julia Longhurst @joolzx70]

@mileshuntTWS I hope the little man is feeling better soon… it’s not Zena’s wind that’s the problem, getting trapped in brambles by her longline while hunting rabbits meaning I had to go home for shears, cut my way to rescue her and be late for work… now that is! ❤️🐾