joe.

first off, lemme get back to talkin' my shit

[joe. @jooooe_h]

i’m not the same man i was 10 minutes ago

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

No guys it's fine, Flock cameras only read license plates, it's just normal traffic control, stop being so paranoid

Anyway here's one on a bike path

[give it a bone @hornbag__]

fuck RIGHT OFF dog @DisneyPlus i should be allowed to stream the service i pay for wherever i am????

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

>be Epstein's butler
>get a hold of the list
>try to sell it to the victims' lawyers
>get caught by FBI
>sent to jail for longer than Epstein
>all this happened 17 years ago
>could've cracked the case wide open then

Your country has pedophile and pedophile supporters everywhere

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Gaza in 2023 and 2026!

[pyroxiiumn @pyroxiumn]

I’m about to say something that’ll make you mad: I just want it more

[Lunwi @lunwi75]

Remember when Musk challenged the World Food Program to explain how he could solve world hunger with just $6 billion, they did, and he just completely ignored them?

[Suppressed News. @SuppressedNws1]

WOW.

AlJazeera just dropped a ONE HOUR documentary about ISRAEL’s CRIMES against the PALESTINIANS.

This is very HARD TO WATCH.

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

White people writing abt rap and hip hop in 2017-18 was the funniest shit ever dude every other week Vox would post an article like “the quiet sadness of diplomatic immunity vol 1”

[C @fbgcon]

Surely this isn’t on an official government site

[Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24]

Josh Hart:

"I kind of wish the ticket prices weren't as crazy as they are. I feel like a lot of people who have been waiting for this moment for a very long time unfortunately aren't able to get into the building. The cheapest ticket $7K, $8,000. That's ridiculous"

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Victor Wembanyama’s agent says he refuses to do endorsement deals with soda companies

"They all want him, but Victor will never sell soda. Because he doesn’t want to kill the kids."

(Via @JaredWeissNBA / h/t @TheNBABase )

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

thats what the hippie movement was

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

now that the smoke has cleared

this might have been the most necessary dunk in NBA history

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Holiday weekends are PROOF we can have 4 day work weeks and get the same amount of work done.

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

The worst part about the 4th assassination attempt on Donald Trump is the fact he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.