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[Parlay J @JayHarv_Era]

What in the stearns county is this

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy:
Girl:...
Guy: Hi pregnant I'm dad

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

@Nike should also stop making boots for the US Military so they can stop profiting off of Military personnel that they no longer support.

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

Used to love @Nike shoes, but now that they pulled their US Flag shoes at the request of @Kaepernick7 I will now support a different company that shows pride in the country that made them billions. #Merica

[Viktor the Viking @ViktorTheViking]

HOW ABOUT A GIVEAWAY?

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[justin opatz @jopatz20]

So let me get this right @SportsCenter The Vikings beat the Giants 24-10 and they go down in the power rankings, while the Giants go up?

[Meninist @MeninistTweet]

CENTRAL MICHIGAN OMG

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

Yeeeeeesssss, The Vikings getting Sam Bradford just made my year!

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

I feel like the universe has it out for the Vikings...

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

It seems you always lose to the worst...

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

The reason people don't respect the NBA is they don't understand the talent.

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

"You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol, and you treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol" #newgirlquote

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

You know it's Monday morning when you accidentally put the milk in the cupboard and the oreos in the fridge.

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

@michaelpetron21 One day when you see your grades in college, you will regret this statement.

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

I figured out my single problem, you see I want to date someone cuter than me, but I realized I'm the cutest...

[justin opatz @jopatz20]

Some chick, not knowing my name, said I look like Justin Timberlake #mademyday