joey

totally tubular dude

[joey @jopesy]

Ay man this did not happen

[💗 @ma1ybe]

In my ethics class, we were debating consent and morality when one guy asked "Why is rape illegal? Don't girls like dominance?" and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in the jaw and said "Shouldn't you like that? Don't you like acting tough?" and everyone got quiet for a second and then slow clapped it out for her.

[joey @jopesy]

Buddy it was indefensible in the first place when you introduced it lol, it literally doubled my student debt

[BBC Newsnight @BBCNewsnight]

"The system, as it's now evolved, is completely indefensible"

Sir Nick Clegg says he "would now be on the barricades advocating wholesale reform" of the tuition fees system "because how it's turned out is absolutely not how we introduced it"

#Newsnight

[joey @jopesy]

I can't lie man I know/love Shaq so I'd recognise him anyways but if I saw a 7 foot 300+lb guy walking down the street I'd be staring regardless

[Complex @Complex]

Shaq tried to see how long he could go undercover in London 😭

[🎥: @shaq ]

[joey @jopesy]

Even back when I used to smoke I would think this is a really bad idea lol

[Montgomery Toms @MontgomeryToms]

Our pub policy at @RestoreBritain is amazing.

Bring back smoking in pubs. Bring back liberty, and your right to do what you want on your own private property.

You don't have to go into a pub. You don't have to go into a smoking room. You don't have to smoke.

It's called the free market. It's called being right-wing. It's called opposing Blairite bureaucracy and socialism.

[joey @jopesy]

This shit boutta get me killed

[CATCH A GEM 💎 @catchagem_]

🐔NEW KFC OFFER: For the next 30 days you can get a 10 piece Chicken Tender bucket for £7.99!

You can only order this for collection or in-store (No delivery)

You'll find it in the sharing bucket section of the app/kiosk

[joey @jopesy]

Seems like it's like 2K which if so then hell yeah cause 2K career is WAY better than FIFA/EAFC ever was

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

🚨BREAKING: New open world in EA FC 27. 🤯

[joey @jopesy]

I mean yeah DSA literally by name is not a communist organisation lmao, it's designed to not be one

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: One of your colleagues says the DSA is a communist organization…

AOC: I just don’t care. I think these folks call everyone they don’t like a communist.

People can do what they want. I’m not here to be the belief police.

[joey @jopesy]

@ksorbs Bro is only saying this cause he doesn't make money from acting anymore 😭😭

[joey @jopesy]

Those damn dirty foreigners could never make a bad bench

[PNWGUERRILLA @pnwguerrilla]

Found this schematic on google and just loosely copied it.

(Forgot to account for the overhang of the table, whoops)

Even with the imperfections, Africans could never.

And no i am not done yet, needs sanded and painted.

[joey @jopesy]

Genuinely what the fuck does this mean

[Darwin to Jesus @darwintojesus]

Just a friendly reminder that not even one of these slogans has been demonstrated scientifically, and they never will.

[joey @jopesy]

He walked away at the end, then turned around and walked back to stop the recording but edited that bit out lol

[Time to Talk @TalkMattersMike]

If this doesn’t put it into perspective I don’t know what will 🤬😡 Yes I will embarrass myself to highlight this horrific tragedy against this elderly lady. I just imagine her last moments.

It brings something out it in me. Guess the video is no more psychotic than these lunatics are. RIP ANNE WIDDECOMBE.

#annewiddecombe #reality #horrific #sad #disgrace #news #brokenbritain

[joey @jopesy]

Labour members are currently protesting on the streets of London for Burnham not consulting James Alexander Kirby about bus fares

[joey @jopesy]

I am being held in the highest level of security possible, gimme my phone so I can tweet about it

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

🤣

[joey @jopesy]

Hey man Bradford has been a shit hole outside the centre basically forever

[Donna Louise @DonnaLouise1212]

Just another peaceful evening in Bradford 'City of Culture' just not British culture.

Man gets his hand chopped clean off with machetes, skull fractured, leg half-amputated, left bleeding out in the street like yesterday's kebab wrapper while the animals who did it stroll off. "Miraculously" they reattached the hand.

Five guys on trial for conspiracy to murder. One's a PCSO who allegedly fed them police intel. You know, the usual "community enrichment" we keep importing.

Diversity isn't our strength it's our nightly entertainment in certain postcodes. How's that multiculturalism working out, folks?

Bradford's turning into a warzone and the authorities are still pretending it's "random violence." Wake the hell up.

[joey @jopesy]

Sure, believe whatever you want, but I am so curious what the fuck you could possibly mean by this lmao

[ICR @ICRscience]

Scientific discoveries consistently confirm biblical history.

[joey @jopesy]

It's 2026 and American politicians still think that communism is a real threat to the US, country full of actual morons

[Department of State @StateDept]

SECRETARY RUBIO: "The United States doesn't want to be a communist country. We're never going to be a communist country. We're not going to allow communist influences to undermine our politics or our society."

[joey @jopesy]

Why is this touted as a good thing for the democrats lmao if they had voted no unilaterally it wouldn't have passed 😭

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: House passes bill to merge U.S. and Israeli militaries.

Nearly every Democrat voted no.

[joey @jopesy]

Not to be that guy but what exactly do we as a society offer to disabled animals that we don't offer to disabled people lol

[Rhiannon 🏳️‍🌈💪 @UnionRhiannon]

Jimothy commands it.

[joey @jopesy]

It sucks so bad cause I'm a white guy over 30 who would love to move to southeast Asia but everyone would just think I'm a creep for doing it, I just like the food and low cost of living I promise 😭

[joey @jopesy]

Ignoring the just barely cooked bacon, what kind of fuckin psycho cuts a sandwich like that?

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Happy Bacon Thursday ♥