last in his class mentat

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[last in his class mentat @jophime]

No man has all 7:
-Confidence
-Weirdness
-A tesseract to the hub world
-Skulls of the 15 galactic arch-malices
-Coordinates to the shattered world-computer
-[cannot be named except by those who possess it]
-Comfortable shoes

[Variety @Variety]

“Weird Al” Yankovic turned down a million-dollar offer to perform in Saudi Arabia because "I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky."

"I was invited to the Riyadh Comedy Festival, which is something that I obviously did not want to do. They offered me, I’m not going to say how much, but it was seven figures to do one show, which is way more than I’ve ever been offered in my life to do a show. But I just couldn’t be part of that. I’m not dissing anybody that took the money because I’m sure everybody that went there got a lot of money. I’m sure they had their own reasons and justifications for doing it. But I’m doing enough that I don’t need to take any amount of money if it makes me feel icky, and that kind of did.” (via TribLive)

https://t.co/PkIMIcL4mz

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Olivia Miles is the fastest player in WNBA history to reach 500 PTS and 150 AST, doing it in just 26 games 🤯

She breaks the previous marks set by Paige Bueckers (28 games) and Caitlin Clark (29 games).

[espnW @espnW]

New year, same Phee 😤

Napheesa Collier records a double-double in her first game of the season 🔥

[last in his class mentat @jophime]

The replies are a wild mess

[last in his class mentat @jophime]

Truly there are different Americas because I don’t personally know anyone who watches his show willingly

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

ESPN is expected to start paying Pat McAfee north of $60 Million annually after laying off other employees 🤯

(via @TheAthletic)

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Offering testosterone treatments to servicemembers = gender affirming care

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“Companies will create jobs if you give them tax breaks,” was always a lie told by the politicians getting campaign donations from those companies.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

If it turns out Mitch McConnell is dead and the GOP are involved in a coverup to prevent a special election that is mandated by Kentucky law, people need to go to prison.

Full stop.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Olivia Miles is the fastest player in WNBA history to reach 350 points, 100 rebounds and 100 assists (21 games) 🙌

[last in his class mentat @jophime]

id through its video game engines has created the modern gaming space. Insane not to maintain that for potential short term gains

[Hunter 🎮 @NextGenPlayer]

id Software only has 1 employee left from the id Tech team, says a new report

“id Tech as a technology is probably dead forever.”

▶️ https://t.co/8Ya1Bne9Tc

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i just want to point out… the amount of money the U.S. has spent on war in the last 2.5 months is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. so the real question is never ‘can we afford it’… it’s what we choose to prioritize.

[Sam Sykes @SamSykesSwears]

My neighbor's building a labyrinth in his backyard. One of those big, sprawling ones you hear so much about.
Now he's complaining to me he's got minotaurs. Says they keep getting into his trashcans.
I tell him you're gonna get minotaurs if you build labyrinths, but does he listen

[cam ⚢ @clarablightt]

i love how this man’s first thought when making a werewolf movie is “so the wool trade” that’s why he’s my goat

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Literary what Martha Stewart went to federal prison for and he just announces his kids are all guilty.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Olivia Miles is the only rookie to be named a 2026 WNBA All-Star starter.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[last in his class mentat @jophime]

“We used to hold our leaders accountable but now me and Trump could break multiple laws a day and nothing happens!”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

JD Vance: "I think Nixon's historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy."

[Timberwolves Muse @Wolvesmuse]

The longest tenured Timberwolf

The fan favorite in Minnesota

Two Words.

Thank you for everything

We will always miss you

[last in his class mentat @jophime]

Seen it? I own the DVD

[Something Classic @SomethingClassc]

Has anyone actually seen Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within?