jordan

she/her, running late or sleeping or both

[jordan @jordabram]

I told my therapist I hooked up with a guy who isn’t my type and she said “I’m so glad you said that because your taste is TERRIBLE” and I screamed

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

everyone wants a baddie until she opens her mouth and starts talking about how American imperialism is perpetuated by both parties

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[jordan @jordabram]

If it helps, he was wearing the slutty boy glasses

[jordan @jordabram]

How normal is it to fall in love with the taskrabbit I hired to mount my tv

[jordan @jordabram]

@cmoneeeey No like I’ve stopped even opening it because I’m too dumb for these ones it’s not fun anymore

[jordan @jordabram]

@cmoneeeey U and ur Adam Sandler I’m giggling

[jordan @jordabram]

@cmoneeeey Is that the Adam Sandler lizard movie

[allison @mka_ultra]

nations do not have a right to exist. people have a right to exist. you fucking idiots.

[jordan @jordabram]

@angiebanangee That and apparently every other Jewish person I’ve ever met

[jordan @jordabram]

@amaraezenwaa Ru kidding

[jordan @jordabram]

She’s everything. He’s just Ken

[jordan @jordabram]

@amaraezenwaa

[jordan @jordabram]

@cmoneeeey Deadass

[Bethesda African Cemetery Coalition @BethAfrCemetery]

We are excited to announce some of our featured speakers & performers for our Juneteenth celebration!

Join us and @RepRaskin, historian & author C.R. Gibbs, Evergreen Productions, River Road native Harvey Matthews, and more at Moses Cemetery on June 19th.

[jordan @jordabram]

@cmoneeeey In cahoots with the university of maryland

[jordan @jordabram]

@cmoneeeey Omg ty for reminder

[jordan @jordabram]

@upinyour_GRACE Congratulations!!!!!/im sorry LOL