Jordan Adams

Life's not meant to be lived in one place

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Updated my dating profiles so now my promotion is officially official

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

This guy’s Bumble profile states, “my butt gets more compliments than yours.” Thinking about matching with him to prove, without question, that there is no way that’s true.

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Nothing takes a load off after a long day like the first bite of a quesadilla

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Hot take: telling someone “be careful” or “be safe” just makes you feel better

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

But honestly what do giraffes even say

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Dinos, lions, and bears all say, “rawr.” Don’t @ me

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Growing up, it really seemed like quick sand was going to be a more regular issue that I would run into

[KA🎒 @1kwesii]

How I’m tryna pay back my student loan but they not listening

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Someone asked me on hinge, “but are you actually funny?” And we are officially unmatched.

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Did anyone else sit around in high school and figure out exactly when every person in your class was conceived?

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Really thinking deep here: how DOES the usps do it? Remarkable.

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

But also #Nelly was amazing

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Time for all the OSL humans to leave town so my Bumble feed isn’t full of unrealistic targets #outsidelands #SanFrancisco

[Hoos In The NBA @hoosinthenba]

Recap of NBA Draft night:

🔹Trey Murphy III drafted 17th overall to the Pelicans
🔸Sam Hauser signed a two-way contract with the Celtics
🔹Jay Huff signed an exhibit 10 contract with the Wizards
🔸Anthony Gill traded to the Pacers

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Normalize being loud, tall, strong, and opinionated #internationalwomensday2021

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Hear me out: a dating app but for eligible Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy contestants and viewers at home

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Don’t give up, rest

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Covid might have kept most San Franciscans at home, but the rain this week has everyone sheltering in place

[Jordan Adams @jordan_blake14]

Decided today that at our house we only roast veggies at 420

[NBA @NBA]

Malcolm Brogdon buries the CLUTCH 👌 with 2.8 left to lift the @Pacers in OT!