jordy

“I feel like you use lifting as a false bravado”

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

Wow... 3 years apart from each other and I’ve seen myself grow physically and mentally into a whole new person

[Jacob Baca @jbaca_12]

Help us out and donate a $1! 🔥⚾️ @kansas_curve

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

“WHAT?!” Is another famous one because he can’t hear anything that goes on outside of his ears 😂

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

I think you may be overestimating the logic behind my dad’s sayings 😂

[Jim Johnson @johnsjl]

@jordan_haffner Dad sayings are the best.

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

I’m making a list of infamous sayings my dad has during this trip.... be ready for some R rated content everyone.

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

@kansas_curve If the experience isn’t enough, this team will get you looked at by college coaches. You’ll be straight living like Larry. Give them a shot

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

Mom grounded me because I put her in debt. Meanwhile I’m swimming in pools of v-bucks.

[jakey @nakeyjakey]

one time an uber driver saw me kiss a girl I was dating before I got in the car and he immediately looked at me in the mirror and said “alright man how in the hell did YOU land THAT” and I said “same way I’m gonna land this!” and then I did a fucking kickflip in his car fuck off

[Eddy Burback @eddyburback]

more like danimal crossing lmao can we get some yogurt in the chat

[wint @dril]

please stop these posts saying im a "pimp". they are causing me trouble with family and police. i have never pimped in my life. im a mere ho

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Tyrann 🍯🦡 AND Trav 🏹 mic'd up??

Yes please!

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

Miss you too brotha 😂

[Max @mbazan_]

@jordan_haffner @Sammy_J20 Haha I miss your goofy ass bro 😂😂😂😂

[Max @mbazan_]

@jordan_haffner @Sammy_J20 Haha I miss your goofy ass bro 😂😂😂😂

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

@Sammy_J20 @mbazan_ @mbazan_ that is some serious hot action

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

@msoderberg_ @KadenTate That spooky basket doesn’t even look spooky. Kinda lame if you ask me.

[jordy @jordan_haffner]

Looking back to the younger Jordy’s. What kind of troglodyte I was 😂.