Kerry Jordan

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@birdsoftoday It was the owl for me😊
Keep up the good work

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@radiohead played by the rules. Two families trying for tickets separately. Hoping for 2 codes so that we could go together but saying we’d give them to our kids if one got a code. Both unsuccessful.
Absolute shitshow for fans

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@nwater_care No water again this morning

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@nwater_care no water at TS78AB. To make you aware

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@s_ffron7 Also TV on the Radio

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@Reverend_Makers Glastonbury Sunday was already a bloody nightmare with clashes and you’ve just added to it
See you there 😊

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@dieworkwear I feed ours (Biggie and Smalls) dry dog food, peanuts don’t cut it. Smalls is nesting atm but Biggie takes the food to her

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@the_rosenrot My sons at uni studying fashion design and marketing. I’ll show him this, it’s very informative

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@dieworkwear My son’s studying fashion. His latest project takes inspiration from Kapital

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@ewanmcvicar_ Congratulations!

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@Reverend_Makers Scrooge. The musical with Albert Finney

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@AmazonUK I’ve just received an email concerning Yumove. It’s too late for us. Our beloved dog had to be put to sleep because he was so poorly. I’m devastated all over again and absolutely livid that this was the cause. Do better when checking your sellers

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@Charliecondou I had a Ton sur ton jumper in my raving days but early teens I remember Pepe jeans with the free key ring

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@SockTiger If you do a British one, “Put that in your pipe and smoke it” needs to be top tier

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@TKMaxx_UK to make you aware. Customer service training may be needed for some staff at Teesside Park. No please or thank you and the tops I bought were not folded and virtually thrown at me.
I think this may be because I had my own bag

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@SelfMadeMastery An electric potato masher

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@Bethan_Kate I told my kids that I was a Bond girl called Margarite McVey.
My husband convinced me to tell them the truth eventually in case they mentioned it at school and got teased off the other kids

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@dickndom Couldn’t do it without taking it to pieces

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@RishiSunak Oh be quiet. There’s no such thing

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@BangerJonny @ewanmcvicar_ @glastonbury Thank. We’ll be there 😊

[Kerry Jordan @jordan_kerry]

@glastonbury @ewanmcvicar_
I can’t find you on the line up times released today. Hope you’re still playing?