Jordan Pierson

I make things happen

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

Ain't that the truth!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

«Your company’s new AI agent workflow»

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

Cc @Tesla

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

Hey @elonmusk can DOGE foot the bill for this?

[Nick Hobbs @HobbsNews]

I love LLMs, so I’m puzzled by the lack of breakout LLM products. Then, I realized teams I work with are tripping over the same thing (a lot), and that barrier may just be causing the drought… So I wrote about it! Would love thoughts. https://t.co/Bl7fYgKwO8

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Yes! We must REFUND the Police. It’s the key to a safe and clean San Francisco every day. SFPD must be returned to >2000 officers within 18 months from 1400 where it has been allowed to fall, and the police force must be fully empowered to enforce ALL laws. Compensate ALL city employees to recruit the best officers in the country. San Francisco Police Academy must be expanded for hiring surge. All laws must be fully enforced. Police must be fully funded. The DA's office must prosecute to the fullest level of the law. Return Safety to retail business and residential properties NOW. DISTRICT BY DISTRICT - Police officers need to be enabled to protect assigned districts and rewarded & measured for their effectiveness. Metrics for effectiveness need to be clearly defined and transparent. Let’s institute a Neighborhood Policing model in San Francisco, safety District by District. Thank you @mattdorsey for support our SFPD!

[Maxwell Meyer @mualphaxi]

In SF and feeling inspired, so here is my plan to double the GDP of our country:

A brutal, medieval military occupation of San Francisco. Under my economic growth plan, the city would make make Pyongyang seem like Disneyland.

Here are the details:

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

Are videos not enough evidence??? @SFDAOffice @LondonBreed

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@CozNasty2Point0 Worked for me online just now! Good luck

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@CozNasty2Point0 Would you mind sharing whether in person works? Same boat over here.

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@stats_feed Now how about per capita?

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@elonmusk Need more advertisers for that to work. It feels like there are only 3 left on Twitter.

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@racsterls Crashed their login. Don't remember bawling over a commercial 😭

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@racsterls @laurafrofro @CarolineMoss @ilmakiage They've ruined strawberries for me

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@m_franceschetti @eightsleep Are you going to share what changed? I too got my first 100, and I'm curious why.

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@ashleymayer @James_Gross My spouse and I love it. On vacation and missing it dearly

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@m_franceschetti @eightsleep It's been amazing as a pregnant person too. I sent a few feature requests to support that'd make it even *more* amazing

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@WadeNJerry Don't forget to self promote something here!

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

if you log off of Twitter and go outside, you'll find out that most people are not fighting about Elon or discussing the FTX collapse

[Jordan Pierson @jordanapierson]

@misfit_af You forgot walking tacos and puppy chow!