Jordan

Reader of books. Your mom would love me. This silly site is the one I have chosen to go down with. Apologies for the spelling. He/him.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@UnderdarkDrow01 @HighJayster You can be gay in Mass effect you wierdo

https://t.co/v2qiodI4a0

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

Mass Effect is one of the most feminist & gay things ever seen in human existence. Kindly grow up.

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

Can we finally admit that prioritizing feminists and homos is not a good strategy for AAA gaming?

How many more studio closures and layoffs do we need?

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

Choosing the mages side every time knowing it was going to blow up in my face will never not be funny.

[Marina ✨❄️ @dyingnome]

thinking about how in inquisition the mounts didn't actually run faster they just added speed likes to look like they did

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

He forgets the rest of the modern day gaming environment.

[Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ Space Crusader Vtuber @M_Bohemond]

I feel like Bioware's demise is the moment that the shift in culture over the past two years really set in for the woke left. It's easy to deny it when there's just some layoffs, some minor studios closing, flops in releases. Smaller or less veteran studios close all the time. Layoffs occur. Flops happens.

Bioware was both an industry juggernaut in it's heyday and the single biggest flagship of their ideology in the gaming industry. Bioware's shutdown isn't just a studio being shut down, or even a veteran one. It's a statement of existential inevitability to them. Like being given a terminal diagnosis with all the confusion, anger, sadness, and dread that comes with it.

Chuds won. They can't deny it now. It's over and they can't change the outcome. All they can do is wait for the end.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

Star Wars fans hate Star Wars.

[Fun Ahead @heroesahead]

Rogue One ALSO sucked ass and was mostly super boring with a few good youtube shorts shoved in their to fool you into thinking you were watching a movie

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@skavenslave Again, we have fought for less & made peace as well. It’s a story that we don’t know. Your bewilderment does not make it impossible. Have a good one.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@skavenslave Ok? Sounds like an interesting story to tell in a game that will never come out. Your lack of imagination doesn’t make this alliance impossible. 600 years is so long.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@nikolas_borman @madcap412 A) she’s a dwarf & B) she’s still cute. You don’t like short girls? I do.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@fmagooly @madcap412 Yes! I didn’t have a pic of her & was on the go. She’s super cute! I mean, we can have legit critiques of VG but hot companions, on both sides, is not one.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

We are a dumb society.

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

Dragon Age Origins - Leliana and then impregnate Morrigan and then marry the blonde chick to end as king

Mass Effect - Asley Williams (even though she mid)

Mass Effect 2 - Miranda Lawson

Mass Effect 3 - Miranda Lawson and Diana Allers

After that, I stopped playing Bioware games because the rest of the games only offered ugly ass options

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@fullmetalvenom They aren’t. They are part of alliance.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

They complain that it looks the same despite 600 years. They complain that it would have been different because of 600 years.

It’s impossible.

[Malekith, Consumerism hater. @skavenslave]

Humans and Batarian what? We didn't just dodge a bullet we dodged a MAC round

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@Kaybearmomma She looks younger than her mom

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@Strutter_Tom The empire was not a deterrent. The Vong had been coming for decades.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

The mob seeks its own.

[Marshal Bohemond ⚔️⛨ Space Crusader Vtuber @M_Bohemond]

Male Shepard is the canon and player preferred Shepard.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

All they do is fear change.

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

"Humans and Batarians allied"

Unplayable.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@MorihausKyne Ok. Was just pointing out a common aspect of scifi settings. Jesus.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

Yes, BUT, if you radically evolved the fashion & tech, fans would freak out.

[Punished Snake @MorihausKyne]

>set 600 years later
>technology and fashions are identical

Mother of f**k. Can no sci-fi or fantasy writers figure this out?

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

@MorihausKyne A fair point. But they clearly wanted space to get away from the trilogy. It’s a trade off.

[Jordan @JordanAshcraft]

He’s anti woke in stealth mode.

[Nades @Nades]

I’m not one of these “anti-woke” people nor am I “woke” both sides are basically as bad as each other to me but let’s be real for a minute and admit this is unbelievably terrible and it really does feel forced.