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[Men For Fielder @loganlofgren]

Nathan Fielder loves laying on people's beds

[The Chef 👨🏽‍🍳 @TheChefKayy]

These can’t be the same NFL players from last week 😂

[Dylan Holt @DylanHolt_]

These random college kids go on gameday every week and make a field goal for a million dollars but your favorite teams kicker will miss a 20 yard field goal

[Encyclopaedia Britannica @Britannica]

In his lifetime, Bob Mackie (1939-2026) caused not one, but TWO worldwide shortages of rhinestones.

Here's to shining brightly.

[Brian Fagan @bdfagan]

Remarkable statistic:

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

😅

[eclair @evilclaire]

Hi I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is enforcing a boundary with my mother

[bo 🪴 @tezah__]

30 of my male mutuals must be pregnant too then

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

I love Dan Campbell but I laughed hard at this

[sam the normal fan @extramicrowave]

Lions are taking so long to announce cuts cause Dan Campbell has to cry for 10 minutes after he cuts every player

[The Sheriff of Paddy’s @jimbosthirdeye]

Andy grabs it with the smokers grip, takes a tight 2.5 second hit, rotates the palm, hands it back. Fucking king.

[Lennon ⚔️💍NBA CHAMPS @JOSHD0AN91]

Six years later he goes down the right wing grifter path, sad.

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

The doctor who delivered Dolly Parton in a one-room Tennessee cabin in 1946 was paid with a sack of cornmeal. Her father farmed other people's land and could not read or write. Eighty years later, the reading program she built in his name has mailed more than 300 million books.

She wrote "I Will Always Love You" on the same afternoon she wrote "Jolene," as a goodbye to Porter Wagoner, and released it in 1974. Elvis wanted it. The night before the session, Colonel Tom Parker called and said Presley would only record it if they got half the publishing, meaning half of everything the song ever earned. She had been in Nashville ten years by then. She said no, and cried all night. Whitney Houston cut her version in 1992, held number one for fourteen weeks, and Forbes later put Parton's royalties from it near $10 million. She put some of that money into an office complex in Nashville and called the place the house that Whitney built.

Dollywood opened in Pigeon Forge in 1986 because she wanted paychecks in the county she came from. Around 4,000 people work there now. Three million visitors come every year. The University of Tennessee put its economic impact at $1.8 billion, and it is the largest employer in Sevier County. Since 2022 the company has paid tuition, fees, and books in full for every worker from their first day, seasonal hires included.

Wildfires tore through those mountains in November 2016, killing fourteen people and destroying more than 2,400 buildings. Her foundation was handing out money within 48 hours. Every family that lost a home got $1,000 a month for six months, regardless of income. The final check was $5,000. Total delivered: $8.9 million.

In April 2020 she sent $1 million to Vanderbilt for coronavirus research. When Moderna's vaccine results ran in the New England Journal of Medicine that November, her fund appeared in the footnotes.

Carl Dean, her husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025. The note she wrote to fans afterward ended with the same five words she wrote for Porter Wagoner back in 1974. She died in Nashville today. Her family asked that instead of flowers, people give to the Imagination Library, which still mails 3.4 million books a month to children who will never get to meet her.

[Appodlachia @appodlachia]

Dolly Parton was a ray of light for Appalachia who never forgot her roots. She dismantled the stereotypes of our region through her selfless actions and infectious love of community. She wasn’t just good people, she was the best people.

Raise Hell, Praise Dolly ❤️‍🩹

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

Look man, is Deshaun Watson a bad quarterback? Yes. But is he a bad person? Also yes, fuck that guy.

[ry @RyanNice]

y’all think brockhampton still together in the mcu

[river moon @kissmeriver]

brockhampton already happened

[hcm @hcm21_]

Being a female NFL fan is just a lot of guys saying “ok let me quiz you”

[Mike @hammerito]

Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

i am NOT gonna be a cocomelon parent…you gon sit down and watch prime megatron cutups