Jordan Breen

Two fists of the furiously ruthless justice, for my very own amusement, with no regard for the conclusion.

[Luca Fury @LucaFury]

The World MMA Awards “comeback of the year” should go to Paul Craig’s hairline

[Jonathan of Kowloon & Cotai @GlobeSvcs]

For the Edmonton Elks, Victor might have to use the same strategy he used to fill up the ONE Championship arenas.

[smoogy @smoogymma]

UFC promoting a new show "The Nosebleeds", sounds like a copy of @jordanbreen and @TheSavageTruth's Cheap Seats on Sherdog

[Mike Bohn @MikeBohn]

"With a yearly subscription fee of $99.99 in addition to 13 pay-per-view events at $74.99 each, the annual cost to consume the entire UFC schedule without any discounts applied is more than $1,000."

[Jordan Breen @jordanbreen]

@Super70sSports Or Mike Milbury takes a front office job with your team.

[smoogy @smoogymma]

If your gym has Youth Instructors listed on their team page you are going to lose

[patrickcotnoir.bsky.social @patrickcotnoir]

when someone asks you 'what is comedy?'...you can show them this video.

[Jonathan of Kowloon & Cotai @GlobeSvcs]

There’s a Thai landlord out there expecting 3 months of back rent paid

[Jordan Breen @jordanbreen]

On this tip, if Fiziev ever goofs a fight by accidentally getting himself smashed in the balls while attempting some flying shit, I’ll die laughing.

[Jordan Breen @jordanbreen]

Sorry Aliev Mahkmud, it’s time to admit Rafael Fiziev is the realest one from Azerbaijan.

[Jordan Breen @jordanbreen]

Of every combat sports official who has threatened me with violence, Jon Schorle is still one of the funniest.

[Bryce Mitchell @ThugnastyMMA]

this aint a spellin bee. and i aint writin a novel for yall. i can spell however the fuck i want on here

[Rasslin Uploader~! (Armstrong Alley on YouTube) @KrisPLettuce]

Having someone tell me they were able to hear their deceased father's voice for the first time due to my YouTube channel is an amazing feeling. There's nothing "cool" about the time I have spent preserving and uploading old wrestling footage but that one message makes it worth it

[Retarded Makhachev @biased_MMA]

Israel Adesanya full fight 🥊

[Luca Fury @LucaFury]

Dana needs to sign the guy who unlocks the cage between rounds. Look at that explosive athleticism.

[Jordan Breen @jordanbreen]

@fikisakoj @lthomasnews Obviously Lewis’ comments are intentionally glib and funnier because it’s true for heavyweights like him, but I think there often is a legitimate “paralysis by analysis” for guys of all backgrounds in MMA, getting trapped on bottom and trying to go through drill sequences and ish

[Jordan Breen @jordanbreen]

Shouts Cage Warriors, 20 years in the game and still a crucial and wildly entertaining part of MMA, a rock in a sea of chaos.

[Cage Warriors @CageWarriors]

🤯 UNBELIVEABLE SCENES IN BELFAST! 🔥

Rhys McKee KOs his opponent in the third. We have a new welterweight champion at #CW140 🤩

[Jordan Breen @jordanbreen]

@OpenRoadOpenMic Lawal definitely won, but definitely didn’t do a whole hell of a lot. Really, was more of just one more WTF note on that night. I just wanted the chance to make fun of one of the most powerful people in the sport for something weird and dumb.

[Jordan Breen @jordanbreen]

This is as good of as time as any to point out that the UFC’s senior VP of talent relations believes Mousasi got ripped off against Lawal.

[Jordan Breen @jordanbreen]

@bubbaprog This is a peak time for a specific overall tapestry of ads. Big national ads, local ads on regional affiliates, the rise of prominent cable (especially Turner networks which had insane ads, and a new kind of aspirational living advertising that’s nothing short of mentally ill.