Jordan Epp

Hockey = Life #18

[Jordan Epp @JordanEpp18]

If @TimHortons in Athabasca wouldn’t take longer than a nun to lose her virginity to make me a coffee that’d be great

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 10 random people who retweet this tweet $10,000 EACH! You must be following @Pulte and me so we can dm you if you win $10,000! Ends in 72 hours, will show proof ❤️

[. @spencerh40]

When the bartender said last call I didn’t know it was gonna be for 2 months

[Jordan Epp @JordanEpp18]

I wake up at 3:00 A.M for work and my girlfriend had breakfast and coffee not only made for me but brought to me in bed, man am I ever thankful for her @StewartSierra

[Tails @Tails_Picks]

WE GOT A LINE BRAWL AND A GOALIE FIGHT IN CALGARY

[Pavel Barber @HeyBarber]

What an honour skating at City Hall in Toronto with @Baycrest in the fight against Alzheimer's.

[Brady Trettenero @BradyTrett]

Zack Kassian lays a beating on Matthew Tkachuk

[Don Cherry @CoachsCornerDC]

Just want to thank everybody for all the support and kind words. You'll be hearing from me soon. Thumbs up!

[Jordan Epp @JordanEpp18]

I tell my mom I’m going to a work party for a new company and the first thing she says is “don’t sleep with anyone’s wife” thanks mom 🙃

[Jordan Epp @JordanEpp18]

My whole life is one giant bender and bad decisions 🙃

[Jordan Epp @JordanEpp18]

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[Jordan Epp @JordanEpp18]

Today I got arrested for “stealing” my own truck it was only for an hour but if I didn’t have bad luck I’d have no luck at all 🙃

[Jordan Epp @JordanEpp18]

If you ever think you can’t do something... In a week I almost failed my whole schooling by getting a 41% and 53% and my tests and some how pulled a 100% and 83% on my finals so it’s possible #backfromthedead

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

RT for Connor's third consecutive Fastest Skater crown or LIKE for Leon's performance in the Premier Passer competition to determine the @Sportsnet #BrightestStars play of the week! With your vote, you're also entered to win #Oilers Sky Lounge tickets.

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

RT this #CTFrozenMoment of Alex Chiasson celebrating his 15th goal of the season last night for your chance to win a @CanadianTire holiday prize pack including two tickets to #Oilers vs. Blackhawks on Feb. 5 plus a $50 gift card.

[Autozone Jones @robbywgucci]

Condoms are like seatbelts you know you’re supposed to wear one but you usually only do when your mom reminds you before you leave the house

[Jordan Epp @JordanEpp18]

I blacked out at 11 after finishing a 26 of vodka in less than a hour and don’t remember a thing thank god my friends took 20 videos of me to show me 🤷🏻‍♂️

[EA SPORTS @EASPORTS]

me: boots up console

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me: EA SPORTS, it's in the GAME!

[Edmonton Oilers @EdmontonOilers]

#NHL19 will be available for purchase tomorrow but we're teaming up with @EASPORTSNHL to give away a few copies to #Oilers fans right now! RT & you're entered to win.