J F

| Physician Assistant in the making | #GVSU and #SigEp alum | Don't sweat the petty stuff, and don't pet the sweaty stuff |

[J F @jordanf44]

@kntblvns your kidneys and liver are the last thing anyone is going to want #damagedgoods

[kev @beercityboiii]

Let the 12 BARS OF CHRISTMAS COMMENCE @lindybarnes @michellerae23 @jordanf44 @kmerandi @73Forrest @megjbrin #12BOC

[J F @jordanf44]

Parents are good for lots of things, but especially for sending/receiving free uber rides.

[J F @jordanf44]

Got a glock in my 'rari

[J F @jordanf44]

I have a structured settlement, and I need cash now #np

[J F @jordanf44]

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

[J F @jordanf44]

No offense or anything, but why does everyone like @kntblvns so much..?

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

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[J F @jordanf44]

Today is one of those days where all I want to do is lie in bed with a brick of cheese and watch SpongeBob and/or Jeopardy

[J F @jordanf44]

....so who is this Meek person?

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

What's your favorite position in bed?

[J F @jordanf44]

@KiaB16 https://t.co/Fso2hykjvq

[J F @jordanf44]

There's nothing like a good old fashion STD lecture to start the day

[J F @jordanf44]

This is by no means a complaint, but I don't understand how family feud is ALWAYS on

[J F @jordanf44]

I wonder what it's like to live in a world where it doesn't rain every single weekend

[J F @jordanf44]

#LoveIsLove

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Proud.

[J F @jordanf44]

@TayLynn_Z @KiaB16 @kntblvns https://t.co/Zo0YLLUrCT

[J F @jordanf44]

Sneezing while driving on the expressway is my favorite

[J F @jordanf44]

I completely laughed out loud today when one of my patients said the word titty--I'm well on my way to being a medical professional