jordan

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

*** mom has nightmare
Dad: “Pam wake up.. what’s wrong”
Mom: “I was in chemistry class writing down a formula and when I got done writing it, it came to life”

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

Elevation requires separation

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

You get what you want by knowing what other people want

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

I was so good at social distancing before the pandemic so it’s like I’m not even practicing anything

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

So did everyone’s broom fall or what

[Palmer @PalmerWenzel]

iPhone 11: *is released*

Literally every other iPhone:

[JAY @Jay_andrade562]

If the relationship ain’t like this I don’t want it

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

Keep the snakes away unless they’re Gucci

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

@alexandria_rayy Your mom is my hero

[Jesus Saenz @JS_432]

The only reason why I can’t be without Facebook 😂😂😂

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

@madisonthreatt Curving them for me, duh

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

Can’t wait for Friendsgiving with my gal pals ❤️

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

@alexandria_rayy @alyssamlamp Well I know it’s not about me so

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

I like to be alone but I hate being lonely

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

@madisonthreatt You follow me so what’s the issue here? Haha

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

Giving your all to something just to find out that it’s not good enough is possibly one of the worst feelings you can have

[jordan @jordanfarley5]

I have never felt more down in life than I do at this moment

[Bailey Pankratz @baileypankratz]

Dating tip: slide into her LinkedIn DM’s so she knows you mean business.