The White Guy

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[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@GovWhitmer What about the family's that lost loved ones when you okayed COVID patients to be held in nursing homes?

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@SenStabenow How about you listen to the people of the state in which you represent and do your fucking job as a representative of the people instead of pushing your personal democratic agenda

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@LaurenOHellno Got any apps? Lol

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@LaurenOHellno Same! Been too long tho!

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@robreiner Get fucked ya stupid twat

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@CheyenneFrenc14 I second that!

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@GovWhitmer How about drop our already outrageous gas tax if we haven't payed enough to fix the roads with all our other taxes then you people aren't doing your damn jobs...

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

Idk why but nothing makes me happier than sad country songs and beer in the garage. 🤔

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@MonsterEnergy hey why did y'all fuck up the assault flavor, It was the absolute goat for a long time then ya went and shit the bed. I quit drinking monster all together over this.

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

Sitting here thinking my family legacy is probably gonna end with me because love just isn't the same as it once was anymore the sad reality of today's world sets in after about a 12 pack.

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@KenzieSWS Hey wake up I need the purple crayon!

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@marissagassel I'm sure my mom does!

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

I feel I'm the last of a dying breed being an old school man in today's day in age but it's gonna take the few of us to keep shit together as the whole world go's to hell

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If you scare people enough, they will demand removal of freedom. This is the path to tyranny.

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

Y'all understand valentine's day is the 14th of February right? I've been seeing way too much valentine's shit for it being the 27th of January lol 🤣

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

@ChrisYoungMusic 's new album dropped today and it's fucking excellent!

[mark normand @marknorm]

This era will go down in history as the most horrible time for sane people

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

If ya haven't heard Brandon Davis's music yet you oughta and if more than a flag don't bring a tear to your eye then we don't trust ya

[The White Guy @jordangreen71]

Do you ever feel you just need a break from the day to day just a few days away with no worries or responsibility's, because same

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

If you still receive both these calls you are the luckiest person in the world