jordan hanisch

[Allison Metzger @allisonjmetzger]

These slippery roads and snow do not mix well with my unfortunate character trait of running late to everything.

[BRYCEWOLLMANN!!! @TheBigAndSexy70]

To do list:

•live
•laugh
•love

[Monica ♛ @monicaknippling]

I said I miss college today but in reality I just miss it being acceptable to play beer darts by noon on a weekday

[jordan hanisch @jordanhanisch]

@Keanu_Phwhatevs @antonios4l Sounds a lot like the drive down from big sky last year 🤔

[Riley Johnson @rogerjorgensun]

It does not matter what township, county or state we’re in, my friends are the weirdest group in the bar every damn time and I wouldn’t change a thing. #shitcircus

[Dan + Shay @DanAndShay]

been waiting six years to post this, but it is officially the summer of 19 you + me.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

ok so due to personal reasons i will still be fat this summer

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

The girl in my 3rd grade class that told everyone she was part horse and ate grass at recess is engaged and I have been ghosted 4 times in the last month. Much to think about

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Pake. His parents just graduated and he was feeling a little left out. Not anymore. 14/10 barkalaureate inbound

[jordan hanisch @jordanhanisch]

@Tillysanders26 Living my best life

[madi smith @madidupree]

serious question: if you don’t meet your husband in college like half of our parents did.. where are we supposed to meet them? Asking for a friend

[jordan hanisch @jordanhanisch]

@Tillysanders26 I hear his cousin kenny chesney is pretty good

[jordan hanisch @jordanhanisch]

@Tillysanders26 That’s rude

[jordan hanisch @jordanhanisch]

@Tillysanders26 Not wrong 😂🙃