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[Rob Schmitt @SchmittNYC]

It is just BIZARRE to see 400 lbs people collecting food stamps and claiming they’re going to starve. What planet are we on?

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I am convinced we could solve nearly all SNAP issues overnight if SNAP only covered whole foods and meat and NOTHING ELSE.

Vegetables. Meat.

End of list.

[Ian Jaeger @IanJaeger29]

SNAP benefits are literally being used for DoorDash.

The whole system needs to be reformed.

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

All of this SNAP discourse makes me feel like I'm the only person actually paying for groceries. 🥲

[Jordan @jordank925]

@SenatorDurbin Since this is your last term, stop playing around with the American people, and vote "yes" to open the government.

[Jordan @jordank925]

@SenDuckworth Needs to stop playing games, and vote to open the government.

[Jordan @jordank925]

@SenSchumer We think you're the liar! I hope everyone sees you for what you are and votes for your opponent.

[Jordan @jordank925]

@realDonaldTrump When is ICE taking the Twin Cities!?!

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

‘That bitch’ definitely doesn’t want you dead. She does think you could use some mental health support, though.

[Jordan @jordank925]

@Jules31415 Crazy @AmandaSeyfried is justifying murder. I mean her own greatx4 grandparent was allegedly shot leaving his house. "...like how dare they..." maybe someone justified it by not agreeing with his point of view....Guess no generational wisdom there....

https://t.co/xmlR2ndcMr

[J @JungianPeater]

@celestialbe1ng It’s time again for Nixon’s timeless banger

[Siqi Chen @blader]

my entire life i voted democrat

donated the max to obama, got a photo and had him talk about my toe-shoes on the stump

pulled my kid out of preschool in 2016 after trump won because their teacher was maga

voted kamala last year

today i registered republican.

[stepfanie tyler @stepfanie]

what we do next is very important

[Renyy🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 @Renyygade]

I couldn’t stay offline.😞

This evil woman, Leslie Smithson, apparently isn’t employed right now, which tracks.

[Jordan @jordank925]

@CrackerBarrel Maybe you should have just added alcohol to the menu 🤷‍♀️ #firecrackerbarrelsCEO #broke #entitledwhitewoman

[Jordan @jordank925]

@metronetfiber Due to a storm, there an outage! In the Quad Cities area

[Jordan @jordank925]

@panerabread Is you website broken?😭

[Jordan @jordank925]

@metronetfiber Is that why my internet down? And the website isn't loading?

[Jordan @jordank925]

@metronetfiber what's happening? Internet down and website is schitzo

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump was escorted off the stage at his rally in Pennsylvania after possible gunshots were heard.