Jordan Leadstrom

[Sly 🔎 @ykslyy]

A.I. could never create a more watchable video than this

[Piero HINCAPIE @Dentalgiorgio]

If you want a Christmas feeling, cultivate it yourself. Clean your apartment, play Christmas songs softly, get decorations or lights, and, if possible, a tree. Find pleasure in the mundane - romanticize your life. You are in charge now.

[tay @hairball1952]

getting in bed at 9pm

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Oops I opened a bottle of wine instead of my vitamins

[BLH @_RareDefined]

The way millennials don’t play about this album.

[☠️ Lost 😷 || mostly on bsky 🦋 ☠️ @FallenRockstars]

Urgent care is a very funny name for it because they do not treat you with any urgency nor do they care

[sofie ☭ @darlingube]

i can't stop talking about the orangutan that chewed up an Indigenous medicinal plant to make an anti bacterial paste that he applied it to his face wound. i feel like i tell everyone about this at some point

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[Meg @megannn_lynne]

my body randomly reminding me it’s keeping the score at 10am on a tuesday

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

i want every single dollar i make to go to this guy idgaf

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

“IM HELPING YOU IM HELPING YOU” is sending me😭

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Chocolate chip cookies should be free for anybody that’s in a bad mood.

[Jeff Darlington @JeffDarlington]

The obligatory video of Chiefs fans lined up outside the gates of Arrowhead 8.5 hours before the game to tailgate in 18-degree weather:

[Brad Henson Productions @BradHensonPro]

Travis Kelce just posted this on his Instagram. I want to run through a brick wall! 😤🔥

🎥: IG | killatrav

[Grace @gracecamille_]

Dad asked if I’ve thought about getting my own phone plan

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

who is the ceo of obscenely bright LED headlights