Jordan

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

@Disney

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

If walked on January 9th

[Rowland🤍 @Ghana_Ronaldo]

This is how the new AI robot salon in Dubai works , will u try it

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

@RealKhalilU 😤

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

Because of the checks and balances imposed on me by peers with latitude I am not afforded I feel fucking RECALCITRANT IMPRISONED VICTIMIZED AND FURTHERMOST FUCKING RAPED

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

Get these stitches out of my forehead muscles I feel completely sickened in my body if my brain becomes aware apparently

[Mageba @Mageba4k]

This is a legitimate reason to cry at work 😭
I just know coins rolled under that server box.
That’s a 2–hour mission right there.
I’d resign on the spot 💀

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

@playmatejaylene Meatball 😊

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

I told my forum natural selection is not going to fight you

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

入侵者、冒名顶替者和精神病患者

Anyways
Good Afternoon

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

How the fuck can three 100 dollar bills disappear from your wallet when you've been in ear shot of it inside of your house for two days

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

Ever since my accident I’m literally like going blind. I’m convinced that the stitches they used on my facial muscles weren’t actually absorbable stitches. The muscle is all soft on my forehead, I don’t have adequate movement in my facial or forehead muscles.

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

Ever since my accident I’m literally like going blind. I’m convinced that the stitches they used on my facial muscles weren’t actually absorbable stitches. The muscle is all soft on my forehead, I don’t have adequate movement in my facial or forehead muscles.

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

See if this gets an officer at my door though 🙄

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

I was talking about the 99

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

#SaveTheDate August 31st

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

Fuck Peabody

[Raghu @IndiaTales7]

The terrifying beauty of wildlife.🧵

1. Imagine explaining this to your insurance company. 😂

[Jordan @jordanonfire_]

“Anyone can look at you, it’s very rare to find someone who sees the same world you see.”
John Green