Jordan Roy

slinging healthcare surveys from my cube. MTU graduate. Missing the GLHL and thursday night scrambles with the men's league boys

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@datkidchay

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@DetroitRedWings #LGRW No sleep for the weak

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@DraftKings @DK_Assist no response yet to this. Your support team is avoiding my requests in emails too. GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK. you’re just as bad as the hackers that got into your systems

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@DK_Assist @DraftKings this is absolutely brutal. Account has been hacked and money is being withdrawn from my account and I can do nothing about it. Put a support ticket in yesterday and have heard nothing back. Zero care for your customers

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@PuffyShirtPicks Thanks puffy!

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@ArizonaCoyotes @NHL Not hard to do against that tire fire that is the Detroit red wings

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@StevenCheah @danjan13 you’re welcome

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@dog_feelings @Bri_Roy629

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

New motto for the year…just hit BOMBS

[Phil Mickelson @PhilMickelson]

Weekend at @TheMasters hitting BOMBS 💣 and attacking pins.
LFG!!! #Lefty

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@BriTepe

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i am snuggling with my stuffed fren sebastian. and the human is snuggling with me. according to the transitive property of snugs. the human is also snuggling sebastian

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@ARozich @cwcook22 @heater_20 🤤🤤

[Golf Digest @GolfDigest]

Holing out + a vintage first pump = peak Tiger.

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@BriTepe What?!

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@danjan13 It’s a damn sloth

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@HBODocs @HBO @BriTepe

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@danjan13 @BriTepe Still patiently waiting…

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

Same…@BriTepe

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. i would like a pancake

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@BriTepe @dog_feelings Tell that to Corby

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

Why do I always get stuck next to people that don’t understand the concept of personal space on an airplane? Sure, I guess half my seat and the armrest can be yours too…

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@BriTepe

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

tonight is a very big night. i scheduled a playdate. with the neighbor pup. and after i introduce them. to my stuffed fren sebastian. we’re going to watch the skittle under the fridge. together

[Jordan Roy @jordanroy30]

@BriTepe 😭😭

[ESPN @espn]

The @StLouisBlues had a ruff practice today 🐶