Jordan Rudio

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

How do ppl have enough pics and do enough activities to recap their life each month or am I just a fucking loser

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

Does Biden wear dentures

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

Idk how these TikTok people are making money off of videoing themselves crying to music but I should start. Id make a fortune

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

Pass the cranberry sauce we’re having mashed potatahs ooo the turkey looks great thank you for lovin me thank you for bein there thank you for lovin me the whole worlds thankin the whole words thankin u thankin us for thankin u kill the turkey @Taanneerrr

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

@Taanneerrr Lol

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

Halloween tiktok is a sensation. Elite.

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

Anyone else get stretches so good you sound like a pterodactyl

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

@yeri4lyfe Mac n cheese

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

@yeri4lyfe Jk

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

@yeri4lyfe Ass

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

Pumpkin soup sounds disgusting

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

In honor of @blink182 announcing a reunion tour I will be jamming and only jamming blink for twice as long as I usually do every other week.

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do you want to be for Halloween” i want to be lobotomized

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

@TayInMT Shower beer💘Shower chair

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

Thinking about investing in a shower chair. Why do only old ppl get to enjoy these? Get off work - shower chair. Self care day - shower chair. Need a good cry - shower chair.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

rip https://t.co/ySgqq4DwTD

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

@CNN Stewie whittle

[Jordan Rudio @jordanrrudio]

@OfficialKat @Taanneerrr lolllll