Jordan Bressler

I was born standing up and talking back. Father of 3. Tech exec. Long suffering Dolfan. #FinsUp #GoFins

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

Wide right! #PhinsUp

[Franklin Graham @Franklin_Graham]

Our @SamaritansPurse DC-8 is retiring after being an incredible resource for our organization. It has been a workhorse having flown over 200 relief missions worldwide and carried 9.2 million pounds of life saving cargo to those in need, and it has all been done in Jesus’ Name.

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@ian693 Done, Ian - I am in it for you, for all of the survivors, and of course for my team. 🐬🐬🐬🐬🐬

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@The_Phinstones 44 proud years!!

[Alejandro Solana @AlexMSolana]

Came all this way AGAIN just to get their asses beat by a 2-7 Dolphins team.

They’re never winning a Super Bowl.

[Dr. Carl Hindy @DrCarlHindy]

IF I GET DEMENTIA…..
I’d like my family to hang this wish list up on the wall where I live. I want them to remember these things.

1a. Every time you enter the room announce yourself. “Hi Dad - it’s Amanda.”
NEVER ask- Do you know who I am??? That causes anxiety.

• If I get dementia, I want my friends and family to embrace my reality.

• If I think my spouse is still alive, or if I think we’re visiting my parents for dinner, let me believe those things. I’ll be much happier for it.

• If I get dementia, don’t argue with me about what is true for me versus what is true for you.

• If I get dementia, and I am not sure who you are, do not take it personally. My timeline is confusing to me.

• If I get dementia, and can no longer use utensils, do not start feeding me. Instead, switch me to a finger-food diet, and see if I can still feed myself.

• If I get dementia, and I am sad or anxious, hold my hand and listen. Do not tell me that my feelings are unfounded.

• If I get dementia, I don’t want to be treated like a child. Talk to me like the adult that I am.

• If I get dementia, I still want to enjoy the things that I’ve always enjoyed. Help me find a way to exercise, read, and visit with friends.

• If I get dementia, ask me to tell you a story from my past.

• If I get dementia, and I become agitated, take the time to figure out what is bothering me.

• If I get dementia, treat me the way that you would want to be treated.

• If I get dementia, make sure that there are plenty of snacks for me in the house. Even now if I don’t eat I get angry, and if I have dementia, I may have trouble explaining what I need.

• If I get dementia, don’t talk about me as if I’m not in the room.

• If I get dementia, don’t feel guilty if you cannot care for me 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. It’s not your fault, and you’ve done your best. Find someone who can help you, or choose a great new place for me to live. With a bus and activities!!

• If I get dementia, and I live in a dementia care community, please visit me often.

• If I get dementia, don’t act frustrated if I mix up names, events, or places.
Take a deep breath. It’s not my fault.

• If I get dementia, make sure I always have my favorite music playing within earshot.

• If I get dementia, and I like to pick up items and carry them around, help me return those items to their original place.

• If I get dementia, don’t exclude me from parties and family gatherings.

• If I get dementia, know that I still like receiving hugs or handshakes.

• If I get dementia, remember that I am still the person you know and love.”

ᴄᴏᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ in Honor of someone you know or knew who has dementia. In Honor of all those I know and love and lost who are fighting Dementia/Alzheimer’s.

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@MJMcKean Thought you'd like this blast from the past, just posted on YouTube!
https://t.co/bMh4P31ydX

[Jaret Lundberg @IceTitan80]

Not trying to start a fight but... I actually like not having the price of my TV provider increase 137% since I first got it.

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@ian693 Done @ian693 my friend!

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

I just donated to the TCS NYC Marathon 2025. Go to https://t.co/Y7YfALztTY via @cysticfibrosis

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@ian693 @MiamiDolphins I love it, Big E - I just hope we only wear it at home for night games!!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Really cool @McCallieSchool recorded kids in sixth grade talking about what they liked and then played it back for them as they graduate high school this year. https://t.co/eG1gOfwLzb

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@marcuslemonis Definitely #bedbathandbeyondcoupon

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@JoJoFromJerz Norman!!

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@kaitlynnashleyS Not a bot! And would love a follow back!

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@davidfischer 🐬

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@GCSchoolsNC Day and time?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Ben

Ultimate football guy

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@KirkHerbstreit So heartbreaking, Kirk. Please accept my sincerest condolences and may his memory always be a blessing and comfort to you.

[Jordan Bressler @jordeeboy]

@JebBrooks @united @EWRairport Love me that Flying Pencil!