Jordan Ryan

I love to have fun, laugh, and be with people. I constantly discover new things about who I am.

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The VP just asked me "what is NPR?"

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Boss man has started talking shop, and we are only an hour into the drive... Gonna be a long trip.

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I took a break to work on homework. Typed half my paper already. I should pace myself #sobored

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That last minute spritz of air freshener ain't gonna cover up the stench of years of chain smoking in your car #carpooling

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Main characters include "white guy" & "guy with soul"

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Carpooling is fun! Ppl in the front seat are reciting the plots of their favorite movies to one another

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@KassandraRyan okay let the tweeting of #mgrsconference commence

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@Awslknup thank you!! 27 is already turning out to be top notch!

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Look how cute she was!! http://t.co/SWqk3UvtAf

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@SaraMechell @tgounleyNL amen! Finally!

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@Awslknup are you enjoying this snowmageddon?!

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Love seeing @damianmcginty on my television again!

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@KassandraRyan @SadBuzzFeed Psh. I always have my mittens paired! And it helps if you keep them attached to those string things!

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@KassandraRyan @OITNB #littlespoon reporting for duty

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@Awslknup 'Dia! :) I just saw your reply to this. Not good at the twitter game! :( Miss you! This Missouri weather is cray!

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@morninggloria story. of. my. life. Also, if your name is on a Last Name, First Name roster, forget about it. You're "Ryan" for eternity.

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On 65 South. These storm clouds are looking weird. #flashflood #weirdstormclouds @kolr10kozl

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On the south side of town, on our way to Branson. #weirdstorms @KY3StormTeam

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@KassandraRyan you were right all along! I sure am glad we decided not to go to six flags tomorrow!

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@Airiqua @KassandraRyan That was literally the worst sunburn I'd ever seen!