jordmiddleton

[Gus Tawse @gus_tawse]

Tesco just arrived with the Christmas delivery. The driver handed me a bag and said ‘There’s a couple of substitutions, here’s your sprig of rosemary and haddock’

I said to him ‘This isn’t the thyme or the plaice’.

[ßen @BCAFCBH]

No helmets, no pads, no respect for safety, just legalised gladatorial violence.

Rugby League the way it should be!
BOOM. 🎇 #NRLDolphinsRoosters

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

Dave allen. That's the tweet. Nothing else nothing more. The the tweet.

[Brian Martin @brisworld]

Would bring a tear to a glass eye this

[(C)harlie cox @AVFCCharlie]

Surely it can’t get worse than Majborough and Con Hill yesterday can it:

Ballyburn and Jonbon:

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

National treasures should be protected at all costs

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

Criminal how allen didn't win that

[Rory Flanagan @Rory_Flanagan]

JMac’s salute was unreal but doesn’t come close to the nuts on Barzalona to even contemplate this:

[What would Brian Bevan say? @WhatBevan]

“Embarrassing”

@SamBurgess8 is not holding back. Are you in agreement?

[Sky Bet League Two @SkyBetLeagueTwo]

That 2⃣5⃣0⃣ moment for @billysharp10! ⚽️

#EFL | @drfc_official

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

@KigzTTV Beats jones

[Rugby League Best Tries Hits and Biffs @NBiffs]

Sam Burgess with a massive shot on Fuifui Moimoi…
Great Britain vs New Zealand 2007
#GreatBritain #Legend #Classic #RugbyLeague

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

Gladiators back on TV mint👏

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

The bloke is unreal! And the new🤌

[UFC on TNT Sports @ufcontnt]

TOM ASPINALL KNOCKED OUT SERGEI PAVLOVICH TO BECOME THE NEW INTERIM UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!! 🇬🇧 🏆

#UFC295

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

@JackCraswell @itvracing @godolphin Best in the business🤌

[BentleyARLFC @BentleyARLFC]

💙💛 We are recruiting 💙💛

We are delighted to announce we will be running a winter aide for the first time in a number of years.

We are recruiting players of all ability for our winter side which will be made up from a mixture of our summer sides and current U16s.

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

@JackCraswell Are you sure that wasn't you? Look very alike👀

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

@heyarnoldb @Danny_Mattocks you on the regular

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

@paddystrawb_ @PicturesFoIder I'd say 4, @Danny_Mattocks 1

[jordmiddleton @jordmiddleton]

@Danny_Mattocks Nah, they're taking piss