Jordan Robles

just trying to live up to the person my dog thinks I am

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

Why do they always make the lonely, single girls on rom-coms eat leftover chinese food as if it’s a sad thing to do. I’m in a happy relationship and I’ll happily pound leftover chinese food with a smile

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

@JoelQuintanilla @purdyflaco OMG we need to find a local farm 🥹🙌🏼

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

@purdyflaco Hmnmn

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

I swear to god every month I think I’m pregnant for the amount of pregnant dreams I have!!!! I mean I’m not, and I never am. But what is that all about?

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

@purdyflaco Lmao

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

Dude you’d think I love taking covid tests & pregnancy tests by how many I take hahahah 2 negatives bayyyyyybeeeee!

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

@JoelQuintanilla @purdyflaco Wow love to see it. What were your findings?!

[beep boop 💅🏾 @tammy2tired]

every Ohio University student from 2013-2014 needs financial compensation for dealing with being victims of Logan Paul for his mediocre vines

[THE SHACK @MikesDogshackOU]

I really wish y’all got to experience the real Ohio University. Use to be lit 🥺🥺🥺

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

This did not age well

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

@scarfburner I like how the two minority kings are the bottom front and center 😂

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

@purdyflaco I’m a Virgo woman 🙃🤩

[slam dance tarantula @JermHimselfish]

Steve from Blue’s Clues just sent me a second video telling me that I suck and that the previous video was not meant for me

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

@paigekimm @purdyflaco Omg I love you and miss you so much 😭🥲 forever dreaming of what could have been…

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

I love this baby

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

@purdyflaco Damn I need to take that last name and get on your insurance already 💍

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

Im never lonely cuz i got these little guys with me :)

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

Don’t be surprised if I end up living out of a van in HI, walking barefoot every day… don’t tempt me with a good time

[Jordan Robles @jordsmord]

Anyone else just cry sometimes because they hate working and living in a world where pieces of paper (money) rule the world