Jordan Duncan

Illuminati dropout 2023🫶🏻

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

I just want to be tatted up, be able to lift some heavy af weights, drink way too much coffee on the daily and praise The Lord with all I got. That’s it.

[⋆.·★𝓚ⁱⁿᵈʳ★·.⋆ @p1xelp1x1e]

this is how it feels to drink cold brew

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

If you judge people for dipping their French fries in ranch you are part of the problem

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

I hate caring for plants and I refuse to invest in them.

I’ll buy bees and a full on garden for vegetables before I commit to a boring houseplant with zero benefits

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

Fetty my man, get it together

[🟡 48 Laws of Oysters @DesignasaursWHO]

ALRIGHT. Y'ALL DIDN'T HAVE TO WRITE IT LIKE THAT.

[trash jones @jzux]

i love the phrase “with all due respect” because the amount of respect due is very often zero

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

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[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

It’s kind of crazy that I’m living the life I prayed so hard for

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

parting gift

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

Benedict Cumberbatch is seriously so frightening to me, you can’t look me in the eyes and tell me that man isn’t a robot

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

Pretty sure the only food available in hell will be hot, withered lettuce

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

Forgot I had Twitter again

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

The queen of “I don’t know, but let me find out for you”

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

I’m hugging my boy so hard tonight. The fact that innocent children cannot attend public school safely is beyond infuriating. I can’t understand the type of evil that exists here.

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

I love twitter. I feel like I post random thoughts into the internet abyss and it drifts off without many seeing it. I love it

[Jordan Duncan @jordydunc]

Veggie fries are positively the bees knees