Jordyn Pollack

solving everyone’s problems but my own, LCSW

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

...it was a 7 minute walk @JewBoyProblems

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@drpepper you didn’t even give me a chance!!!! I could have won

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@realDonaldTrump you got room for 2 more seats??

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@united 26 weeks pregnant and all of the bathrooms were out of order on my flight and the internet didn’t work 🆘

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@ABC7 crash on 58th near the bridge!

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@SUBWAY almost just broke my tooth biting into one of your meatballs. I can’t even cut into it it’s hard as a rock. 🤮

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@PatMcAfeeShow last time we were in Morgantown tg..2014, we stayed at back door till 4 am with Jason and then ended up in a limo around Morgantown. Should we run it back next weekend ??

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@MylesMill check out this link! The Smith School in the Upper West Side covered the Beatles Abbey Road https://t.co/wiEvHJEz4J

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

NYC looking like a beaut this AM 🌅

[Noam Blum @neontaster]

From a high ranking person at El-Al: Yesterday, a Haredi man arrived at JFK with a $500,000 credit card and paid for the plane tickets for anyone who showed him a reserve duty callup notice. He ended up paying for 250 tickets.

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@Apple I had this idea first

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

We need voicemail for FaceTime

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@PatMcAfeeShow WVU homecoming weekend. Back door. Be thereeeee

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@LCSOfficial @gofooji #LCSChampionship & #Giveaway

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@JoeMamasMotown we miss you so much we put you on the bach shirts

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@CVSHealth explain yourself. I just bought this I turned it around

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@Ryan_Espo Big spendaaaaaaaaa

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

@Amanda__Pleeez DO YOUR FROGS MEAN NOTHING

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

CVS over here tryin to increase their pharmacy sales.

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

It’s rude that the @jonasbrothers took a trip to the year 3000 & forgot to mention there was a pandemic along the way

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

My eyebrows are becoming offensive at this point

[Jordyn Pollack @jordynpollack_]

I wonder if the hookah sushi pizza place in Cancun is getting through the virus okay 👏🏼