Jordyn Gargus

You have to be odd to be number one. -Dr. Seuss

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

A lot of people have gambling problems or shopping problems and that’s where their money goes. Me? I’m broke cause I spend too much money on food 🤦🏻‍♀️ #lifeofafatty #Ishouldcookmore #buteatingoutiseasier

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

@cierra_casey DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE
No joke, that shit was my jam when I was a kid. 😎😎

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

I have a really short temper lately. I’m thinking meditation is my next hobby to try out. This negativity got me not being able to recognize my own soul #positivevibesonly #whatsgoingon #stressmanagement

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

@AyeItsAlexes @cierra_casey Word

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

I need to start writing my thoughts after two bottles of wine. I could write a pretty dope book about life. I get deep af 🤓 #nextGandhi #notreally #butmaybe

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

You ever sit back and wonder if maybe that person you held so dear in your life never actually gave a fuck in return? 🤔

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

I just analyzed an emoji from my cuz & turned it into a current life perspective lesson. I’m meant to be a psychologist. It was an emoji of a pineapple outside of a can of pineapples saying goodbye and we both learned some shit about ourselves after I analyzed it🧘🏻‍♀️#natural

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

I’m starting to only eat half of a pizza in one sitting instead of the entire thing. So, progress towards my diet.
#itwasasharedpizzatho #stillcounts
🍕

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

Wanna hear a joke?

My life.

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

@cierra_casey I miss you

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

@cierra_casey Hi

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

If I push really hard on my stomach I can feel abs.
So. Progress, right?
#summerbodyfail #howaboutfall

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

@becca_cool_cat It hasn’t gotten better. I sneeze multiple times in a row now. I don’t even have time to scream

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

I don’t think I’ve ever felt fear like the fear I feel when I sneeze while driving. #Iscreamafter #eyesclosed #fuckthat #itstheworst #Iseemylifeflash

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

@cierra_casey Damnit Casey

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

It’s wanting more, that’s gonna send me to my knees
#JohnMayer #feels #gravity

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

@JamisonDraeg28 Preach 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

@Bella400h Biiitch you already know Halloween is the only thing to be excited for rn cause FALL and our basic remedies 🤗🤗

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

It’s so easy to give people advice on what the right thing to do is but when it’s time for you to make a choice it’s hard as heck. #indecisive #screwthisday

[Jordyn Gargus @jordyntaylor05]

Two days left and this place still manages to piss me the fuck off