Heiny

Be the change you wish to see in the world. #DirtyWater #RavensFlock かんぱい🍻

[Sunny @sunnyright]

But what if he was super sad

[Fav @favwontmiss]

I read that Gen Z is the first generation not to be smarter or perform better than the one before them, which can only mean one thing:

Millennials are officially peak human form. Evolution spent 300,000 years building chronically depressed and overworked adults as the end game.

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

All the accounts doing this are on the naughty list

[Dawnie | Hyacination CEO @RealDawnie]

Willy wonka wouldn’t be able to do the golden ticket things today because it would just be 5 scalpers showing up to his chocolate factory

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Sword Fighting has a completely new meaning now 🤺😂

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

Jakob Chychrun absolutely BLOWS UP Nick Cousins and Cousins was out cold 🤕

[GUCCE @gucceCU]

JAYSON TATUM DUNKS ON LEBRON!!

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

The Platinum Glove is making everyone angry 😂

[News to Remember @allchronology]

Listen to this. And then listen again. And again. Until you get it.

[Heiny @teinrich]

@TannerPhifer 1,000% you can hear it in his voice

[Gwennnnnnnnnn @luckeystars]

Plugging your iPod into a cassette tape and then putting that it in your cars tape player to play music

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Ceddanne Rafaela:
21 Defensive Runs Saved, 16 Outs Above Average, 16 Fielding Run Value

Cody Bellinger:
20 Defensive Runs Saved, 6 Outs Above Average, 8 Fielding Run Value

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

El-Sayed: "People don't trust our party because too often we're funded by the very same people who fund Republicans... Can we actually cut the cord that we've had to corporate money and start governing like we give a damn about working people?"

[CryHarderMAGA. FAFO🐱 @crunchyface74]

I've never had a Muslim try to force me to follow Sharia law.
But I've had Christians spend my entire life trying to make their Bible my problem.

[Mr. Make It Happen @SupportThaNawf]

We have to say “Mississippi” after each number

[⋆. 𐙚 ˚ @favoritecadbury]

midwest maxing today. starting my day with caribou coffee. lunch is gonna be a culver’s butter burger and cheese curds. then “ope, i’m gonna squeeze right past ya” at hyvee to get my ingredients for walking tacos and scotcheroos

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

we gotta slow down the fucken posts we can’t use up all our jokes on one night what are we gonna do when someone shitty dies tomorrow

[Acyn @Acyn]

EL-SAYED: And to all the parents who struggled to explain to their kids why the president openly mocks someone for their name or how they pray, let them know tomorrow that the bad guys lost.

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

This app going back to the bird logo by midnight at this rate