Jorge Achata Böttger

Homo sapiens, con tendencias neanderthalensis

[Palantir @PalantirTech]

We’ve launched a 1-year internship program.

For college students looking to make your mark on the real world right now, we recommend you apply.

Good luck.

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

@HustleBitch_ Simple bottles, simple cleaning. Fancy is overrated

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

@HeckSpawn @ThrillaRilla369 You are the person I would buy a second hand centrifuge from then 🤯

[Actualidad Ambiental @actualidadspda]

▪️UICN respalda la protección de humedales de alta montaña: conoce los puntos claves de la moción aprobada.
▪️Miembros de la UICN aprobaron la moción 024, que tiene como objetivo proteger y restaurar estos ecosistemas vitales.
https://t.co/6KPQ7ToG5J

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

#lifegoals 🤓

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The 2024 Microsoft Excel Championship just wrapped in Las Vegas.

It was a huge upset: financial due diligence expert Michael Jarman (Canada) topped 3x defending champion and actuary Andrew “The Annihilator” Ngai (Australia).

Jarman beat 12 opponents in various 30-minute Excel case study challenges over 7+ hours:

Best parts of the tournament for these spreadsheet athletes:

▫️This clip below of live-stream announcers losing their minds over pivot tables and data labeling (as clock winds down).

▫️The tournament has its own theme song with lit lyrics including “it’s the battle of the titans, the best keyboard tappers in the land / they’ve all been training for this moment, who’s getting stuck in the function sand?” (at the 1:12 mark)

What did Jarman get for winning? A $5k cash prize and a glorious Wrestling Championship Belt.

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Full live-tream of peak human performance: https://t.co/mBps00C254

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

#Oportunidad para agrónomos! Buscamos talento y actitud, alguien que se una a nuestro equipo y empuje la vanguardia en fertilización sostenible.

Recibimos postulaciones en [email protected]

#ChambaSiHay

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

Tumbo!!!

[Atlas Obscura @atlasobscura]

Native to Colombia, Venezuela, Peru, Ecuador, and Bolivia, the banana passionfruit smells faintly of oranges and looks like a banana, but slice it open and it looks like a passionfruit. It has a tangy, tart flavor that enhances everything from ice cream to preserves.

[Kate Raworth @KateRaworth]

Calling univ profs & lecturers! If you want to bring concepts from Doughnut Economics into your teaching, we've just launched a webpage bursting with resources for you: 7 slide decks, reading lists, videos & activities - all open access. Dive in & pls RT! https://t.co/kVikxdEv1i

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

10 lucas una palta🫤💔🥑

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

Must celebrate!!

[Marca PERÚ 🇵🇪 @marcaPERU]

Crujiente, sabrosa y de fácil preparación, esta combinación de papas y salchichas se ha convertido en la reina de la comida al paso que se consume en cada rincón del #Perú. ¡Celebremos el Día de la Salchipapa saboreando esta delicia peruana con todas sus cremas! 😋🤤🇵🇪

¿Ya la probaste en todas sus variedades? Conócelas aquí: https://t.co/sBsh3WV7vP

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

The Krusty Krab?

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

@paleoAldo Suerte y paciencia :)

[Global Environment Facility (GEF) @theGEF]

💡#HappeningNow at #COP29: The Multilateral Climate Funds & Innovative Financing Mechanisms

Join us to learn how @theGEF, @thegcf, @adaptationfund & @CIF_action are shaping the future of climate finance: https://t.co/LH58WghR2T

#TheClimateFunds #GEFatCOP29 #Finance4Climate

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

Woke up at 5 am. Reviewed manuscript. Went to make coffee at 5:40. No coffee left in the jar.

[Kate Raworth @KateRaworth]

How can nations get into the Doughnut? Join us on Weds 6 Nov to hear perspectives on India, China, Brazil & the US from four brilliant thinkers. I suspect this will be an incredible conversation - be part of it! Pls RT. #GlobalDonutDays Register here: https://t.co/d3umeAz4du

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

@paleoAldo Which one of them? What was the prompt?? This is beyond Pan's Labyrinth odd, almost like Sharknado, but with dolphins. Dolphinado 🌪 🐬💨

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

@simonmaechling I'm honestly surprised. How does it look like in hectares? When did no till grow that much? Thanks!

[Gustavo @Gustavomaddonni]

Casi cerrado mí tercera estadía en @CiampittiLab presente parte de los resultados de la tesis doctoral de Carlos Mejía Álvarez. Excelente feedback con estudiantes de postgrado e investigadores de KSU. Gracias @KSUCROPS por invitarme @ifevaok @AgronomiaUBA @epg_fauba

[Jorge Achata Böttger @jorgeachata]

@TheGlobal_Index Aguas frescas de pepino... count me in