certain man

I didn’t get my comeuppance and I never will

[Frank Warren @FrankWarren]

The promos made just keep getting better and better!

A short film by British Legend Guy Ritchie ahead of a legendary night for British boxing, 21 September at Wembley.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

"Didn't see you at Knebworth in '96?"

It's the worst Oasis fan you know...

[certain man @jorghaitch]

I’m intensely wealthy atm all it cost me was my hair and my skin and my weight and

[certain man @jorghaitch]

The bar in Nantwich is mine

[certain man @jorghaitch]

Tell me you don’t fuck without telling me you don’t fuck

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Going to the gym is an act of making love to yourself.

[kingdaveXlll @KingdaveX]

Tim Westwood

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 send this to the prime minister & let him know they lied on me. I forgive him. No one else. Only him. 🙃

[certain man @jorghaitch]

la gente está muy loca what ze fuck

[certain man @jorghaitch]

How gross is everyone stay away from me you creeps

[certain man @jorghaitch]

@aaRONmayb Just really really like her mate sorry

[certain man @jorghaitch]

Can’t wait to shag Aaron’s mum this weekend

[certain man @jorghaitch]

@matt_barlow_

[Film Daze @filmdaze]

Rest in peace, Michael K. Williams 🖤

[certain man @jorghaitch]

I just think it’s funny how I get put on a 60hr week and suddenly I can’t stop thinking about cocaine

[certain man @jorghaitch]

Wait what

[The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes]

In February, a parish council meeting went viral and made one woman famous overnight. Seven months later @jackieweaver has a podcast and a book, and has made her debut on The Brits and The Archers.

So, has fame changed her? @MarshStefanie finds out. https://t.co/AQAxclqfVH

[certain man @jorghaitch]

Lots of dorks out today everyone make sure you don’t catch lame

[certain man @jorghaitch]

@connortarranttt There comes a time when we all trade in the headband for a cardigan

[certain man @jorghaitch]

I used to look like Grealish now I look like Pep

[certain man @jorghaitch]

@fehswa

[certain man @jorghaitch]

I don’t want kids I want a 1:1 clone of myself