Jo

[Morgen Brenner @morgen_brenner]

Dear people who test my limits, Don’t.

[KYLE 🖕🏽 @thekillakay_]

“Why you screenshot the snap conversation”

Me:

[AF @Andrew_Fielder]

Sneezing while driving is a dangerous thing

[Kendel Printz @KendelMarieV]

My daughter is the light of my life. 💞

[Jo @jormarie00]

The older you get the more you appreciate being home

[Jo @jormarie00]

Proof is in the puddin

[Jo @jormarie00]

@KendelMarieV It’s for the best! Everyone is better off. Thanks Kendal ;)

[Jo @jormarie00]

How can someone abandon their child?!?!? Why am I begging for someone to pay attention to, call, come visit their own child?!?!? Fuckin mind blown

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home and doing nothing

[Jo @jormarie00]

Got a prank call last night for the first time since I was in HS. The best part is, it was my bf’s ex wife who is 42 years old lmfao

[Brook Elizabeth @B_Schod]

I believe in annoyed at first site.

[Jo @jormarie00]

@_KathleenAnne @HeronChe @its_paigespence Lmao you suck

[Jo @jormarie00]

Can’t wait to see my gorls tonight! 😬 @_KathleenAnne @its_paigespence

[Jo @jormarie00]

PSL are back starting tomorrow 😇

[maybe: kat @_KathleenAnne]

My boss - “work day starts at 9. If you’re on time you’re late.”

My boss at 10:21 - *is still not here

[Jo @jormarie00]

@morgen_brenner 😍😍😍😍😍

[maybe: kat @_KathleenAnne]

This weather is soooo cozy

[Jo @jormarie00]

When you send your bf a Venmo request for a mani/pedi and he sends more than you asked for 😍