Nigel Kelly

CEO of the UKs only dialup Internet Cafe.

[Formula 1 @F1]

Following discussions between FIA, F1 and the Miami promoter, the decision has been taken to move the start of Sunday's Miami Grand Prix to 13:00 local time in Miami due to the weather forecast that is expected to bring heavier rainstorms later in the afternoon, close to the original planned race start time

#F1 #MiamiGP

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

@GaryDelaney Thanks Gary, appreciate your reply. Looking forward to seeing you (again)

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

@GaryDelaney We have tickets to see you in York in March, but you've just announced a new tour starting in April during which you are again visiting York in July. Is this the same tour or a whole bunch of new jokes?

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

@shakeshackUK What's the point in using paper straws if you're going to shove them through a single use plastic lid? #shakeshack #plastic #paperstraw

[Jason Pedlow 💙 @JasonPedlow]

Read this.

US citizens work their whole lives to build something for their families & for 300,000+ of them every year, it's stolen away the moment they cross the threshold of a hospital.

Many choose to die rather than face that.

That's what the Tories have always wanted for us

[Bob Servant @bobservant]

Standing in the kitchens of Buckingham Palace, defrosting an industrial sized bucket of Meat of Mixed Origin with a two speed hair dryer that I bought for cash and thinking about those who said I’d never make it.

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

What a wonderful idea.....

[Penguin Books UK @PenguinUKBooks]

Introducing... the Penguin Book Vending Machine!

In 1935, Sir Allen Lane was inspired to create Penguin Books when he couldn't find a good book to read at Exeter St. David's train station.

We've gone back to our roots to ensure modern day commuters won't face the same problem.

[Snow @Lookinupatstars]

I give you Scott Mann, Tory MP for North Cornwall and government whip. If you ever feel imposter syndrome or in any way unworthy or insecure, think about how far this idiot has progressed in life. You’re worth it ☺️

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

@TalkTalk Hi.... Can you confirm that your internet is down in York all this evening please?

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

Has anyone else's experience of COVID been that everything taste of salty Lavender?

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

At long last!!!!
The street parties may now commence 😁😁

https://t.co/LPt8l86Aic

[Fergus Craig @FergusCraig]

Fair play to Chris Pincher. I’ve had some big nights but never drank so much that it brought down a government.

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

@philipmaw @Ryanair @askryanair @RyanairPress I think they've won Phil 😁

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

If you ever need cheering up just remember that every July thousands of Kate Bush fans gather around the world to perform Wuthering Heights dressed head to toe like Kate Bush herself

[Jokerswild @JokersWildUK]

Sorry to anyone who felt my joke about herbs and fish was inappropriate. I realise there’s a thyme and a plaice for these things.

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Good luck Ed..

[Nigel Kelly @JorvikUK]

This is a great story.....but is it tosh or are we actually starting to see the future here????
https://t.co/NuCu2iQAUT