Jordan

University of Kentucky Alumni

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

In the past 10 minutes I’ve seen a cop yelled Fuck the Spurs, Spiderman doing pull-ups on scaffolding, a girl with an angelic voice singing Empire State of Mind on a boombox, and a dad help his 8 year old son light a Wemby jersey on fire. There are no other cities in the world

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Genuinely hilarious that the only game they ended up losing in 2 entire months was when that decrepit mango showed up

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[Acyn @Acyn]

More aerial footage of the celebration in New York: You see people out on their fire escapes, on their balconies, clinging on the side

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

HISTORY.

[NBABase @TheNBABase]

Fun Fact: Bam Adebayo (83 PTS) and A’ja Wilson (53 PTS) are the only couple in history to both hold the active single-game scoring records for the NBA and WNBA.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

HE KILLED A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS TO DISTRACT THAT HE RAPED AND TORTURED OTHER LITTLE GIRLS.

That's the "man" you're defending.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Dear Congress,

WHY. IS. DONALD. TRUMP. STILL. IN. OFFICE. AFTER. PUBLIC. EVIDENCE. WAS. RELEASED. PROVING. HE. RÆPED. WOMEN. AND. CHILDREN.

[Bae Guevara @Kaimandante]

We have the capacity to create an amazing life for every person on this planet, but instead we suffer so that 8 ppl bleed the planet dry before they die.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

-1,000 FLIGHTS CANCELLED
-FOOD LINES THROUGHOUT THE COUNTRY
-FOOD PRICES UP
-ICE ARMY RAGING IN THE STREETS
-CONGRESS SHUT DOWN
-AMERICAN FARMERS BANKRUPT
-WHITE HOUSE PARTIALLY DEMOLISHED
-TRUMP MAKING BILLIONS ON CRYPTO

WAY TO GO #MAGA !
THIS IS THE INSANITY YOU VOTED FOR!!

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

The entire right-wing is going to go absolutely ape shit over the assassination of Charlie Kirk. But just remember how none of them gave a shit about a Democratic lawmaker in Minnesota being assassinated just a couple months ago. Trump basically ignored it.

[John Ganz @lionel_trolling]

sums up your attitude toward democracy as well

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

The 7 largest Dow Jones drops in American history:

1. Trump, 3/16/20
-2,997.10

2. Trump, 3/12/20
-2,352.60

3. Trump, 3/9/20
-2,013.76

4. Trump, 6/11/20
-1,861.82

5. Trump, 4/3/25
-1,679.39

6. Trump, 3/11/20
-1,464.94

7. Trump, 03/18/20
-1,338.46

Tired of winning yet?

[Trump Lie Tracker (Commentary Account) @MAGALieTracker]

Context makes this video worse. He’s skipping the dignified transfer of American soldiers who died in Lithuania to go golfing. On the same day his tariffs sent stocks PLUMMETING. He literally does not give a shit about you.

[Andrea C. Love, PhD @dr_andrealove]

The CDC has literally been gutted today.

There’s no need for “April Fools” when reality is a nightmare for every human on this planet.

Thousand of scientists fired.
Entire departments erased.

1/

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Paige Bueckers is the ONLY PLAYER in College Basketball, WNBA & NBA to shoot 50-40-90 AND lead the country in AST/TO ratio 😳🔥

Truly 1 OF 1 🐐

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

From an operational security perspective, this is the highest level of fuckup imaginable. These people cannot keep America safe.

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

So even if you came here the "right way" you're still getting deported. See? We told you it was racism.

[The Jennifer Hudson Show @JHudShow]

.@KevinHart4real is here tomorrow!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can any conservative tell me why it's good to have sewage in the water