Jose Ochoa

¿Que haría Ferris Bueller?

[JP @jpbrammer]

[me immediately after Plato anxiously proposes the concept of the world of forms] this dude thinks beds borrow their bedness from bed world LMAO

[wanye @xwanyex]

“Why would we ever want a system based on knowing a guy? Isn’t it better to have an impersonal, objective process?”

— guy who doesn’t know a guy

[saarim zaman @poolnoodle93]

it is important for a functioning society to have rituals that exist outside of the logic of the day to day grind and capital, otherwise you're setting yourself up for a life of misery

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[bruno @brunitocoso]

le van a venir a hablar de shampoo al tío nacho

[Andrew Snyder @Andrewnsnyder]

Please, Mr. President, I have a book you really need to read first.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

@paladinposts

[“paula” @paularambles]

fiscally american socially european

[Patrick Neve @catholicpat]

Shia in two months

“Yo you ever read Leisure, the Basis of Culture?”

[Aidan Clark @_aidan_clark_]

There are two types of 1-star Michelin restaurants and being able to distinguish the two at a glance is a key restauranting skill. I will not elaborate.

[LindyMan @PaulSkallas]

new theory of hangovers I'm working on

if you're life is not good, you'll have hangovers

but if you live a life you genuinely enjoy you won't get hangovers (unless you drink very excessively)

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

Casablanca was very meaningful to me when I was in college because it’s about people wistfully reminiscing about distant events that happened 18 months ago

[Jabs @vgjabs]

“quizá en otra vida” pinche frase pendeja, rífatela en esta

[Buford “Hoss” Lee, CFP 🇹🇹 @BufordLee146788]

Drinking beers you can probably afford in places I’m not sure how to pronounce

[Jose Ochoa @jose8aaa]

@SMB_Attorney LOI

[ravn @mfnravn]

oh you don’t have a lighter? no problem here just have yours back bro

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[the conqueror worm ✨ @_conqueror_worm]

@palanqueer thanks, i was waiting for a Real Cheese Knower to chime in