Jose

Clown apprentice | supporter of Dead Dinaro☠️💰 | lover of cats | hats | place mats and more.

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@michaelwbunner @MariaFontanazza @nypost If you want to kill people you don’t have an automated message telling them to leave the area before the explosion.. you’re a special kinda stupid, aren’t you? 🥰

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@nypost Watched this shit on Netflix.. got me thinking they’re just labeling him the bomber to make everyone feel safe.

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@FoxNews What’s with New Yorkers being idiots?... take out should be the only way rn, sitting down at a restaurant isn’t a thing one does when there’s a virus going around. They want stimulus checks and the freedom to move around as they see fit.. fuck a knife, talk about dumb.

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@pickupapainting @elonmusk Fuck.. you really did an amazing job. Hats fucking off

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@CarboniferousDS @andymilonakis It’s actually chicken down... way more luxurious than goose and cheaper to produce, it’s an old farmers secret but I’ve been silent for long enough.

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@Pets_Lover1 @cherrydude1901 @WadhamsPeter @TheSurvivaITips You don’t have a car.....

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@chelseaperetti Everyone saying they’d cry yet here I am wishing I could destroy some brats hopes and dreams.

[US Fish and Wildlife @USFWSMtnPrairie]

During winter, you might find yourself staying inside more than you do in warmer months. The black-footed ferret doesn’t hibernate, but it will spend a consecutive week in its underground burrow every now and then to stay warm.
Photo:@USFWS

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@Lamp_667 @JovanaJane @andymilonakis Damn.. this is why I suggest we all take a personal moment 👉👌 before starting the day. Guy seems way too uptight 🤣

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@kristenschaaled We need her to fail.. nobody kills black mamba.

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@Sethrogen Shit looks weird. I’d definitely be afraid to hit someone with it, that could definitely kill someone lol how much for the lethal vase?

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@Fern26430103 @BBCEarth Definitely an eye catching little spider right there. Idk the name of the ones I have around my house but they have the cutest little green fang things

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@nytimes I thought I blocked this waste of time?.. fuck your paywall, suck my dick from the back.

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@andymilonakis Ahh finally settled in [neighbor coughs] [Andy’s eyes widen] [packing tape sound] [truck engine revs] [on the road again starts playing] https://t.co/l9ERHU6Yxg

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@Lhu__Lu @AngelicFusion @elonmusk Lol.... let me guess, you’re including yourself in that first half?? Ain’t ya? 🤣

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@Fern26430103 @BBCEarth You should check out macro shots of jumpin spiders. Easily the cutest of all spider types!

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@gunsnrope @pergolaman @dhershiser @ColleenHenley Did you miss the part that said 100’s of animals habitats will be destroyed by this selfish wall? It may be hard for you but maybe just this once don’t be a little bitch.. can you do that for me?

[Jose @josecantpaint]

@JohnCleese Guys... a coyote is also someone who smuggled folks into America and I’m quite sure that’s the reference here..