joseph mathenge

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Bonge la freekick

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

🤣🤣jamaa ame scan area kama a prime Pirlo akaondokea opponent.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂we need new neighbouring countries.

[low quality content videos 😎🙌 @sollana26]

Wueh

[Mosoti 🇰🇪 @Philsmosoti]

Hapa time ya doggy pengine nitolewe na assistant chief

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚠️ OFFICIAL: Chelsea statement on Enzo Maresca.

“Chelsea FC appreciates the 2025/26 season was a hugely disappointing one for the Club and its supporters. A major contributing factor was the disruption caused as a result of changes that the Club was forced to make to the Head Coach position over the Christmas period”.

“Due to recent developments, we consider that it is important to explain to our supporters what happened and why our former Head Coach left the Club on 1 January 2026”.

“In Autumn last year, the Club was informed by our former Head Coach that there might be an opportunity for him to succeed Pep Guardiola at the end of the season”.

“It became clear to us that it was his strong desire to succeed Guardiola and that he was fully committed to pursuing the opportunity, despite the fact he was under a long-term contract which he had no right to terminate”.

“In December 2025, our Head Coach unexpectedly and abruptly resigned from his position. Obviously, we felt let down as we believed that his head and heart were focused on another club and another opportunity, despite having just arrived at Chelsea the year before”.

“No club wants to change its head coach midway through a season. However, in light of his decision not to continue fulfilling his responsibilities through to the end of the season, the Club was left with no choice but to protect our players, our supporters, and the Badge and accept his resignation”.

“In the circumstances and given the mutual respect between clubs, a confidential settlement has been reached with Manchester City, which includes the payment of compensation. A confidential settlement has also been reached with the former Head Coach under which he will pay compensation”.

[5 People @_MtuTano]

😂😂😂😂😂aki gava itupee kazi. We are too idle😭😭😭

[Maverick Aoko @AokoOtieno_]

Luo Nyanza has spoken...

Sina la kuongeza...

I sleep a happy woman!

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Haha, Njugush can start over again with a fine habesha queen. Lakini huko kwa wakafinywa mtu kuanza 2-0 ni noma. Labda atafute jaruo jinga kama ule wa kuchunga bibi yake akitingisha matako kwa club, anaitwa Lapudo kana ke??

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea have decided to SACK Liam Rosenior with immediate effect.

It’s OVER after 4 months, and 5 consecutive defeats with 0 goals scored. ❌

[5 People @_MtuTano]

Dear men, always remember if she loves you she'll respond. Hata ukimtext "oya" ama "we mumama" she'll giggle and text you back. Mjipende na mtafute watu wanawapenda. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

[joseph mathenge @joseipman]

@_KithureKindiki Yow G....still typing in Saprano🙋‍♀️

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🏆🚨 FA Cup semi finals.

Chelsea 🆚 Leeds United
Manchester City 🆚 Southampton

[joseph mathenge @joseipman]

@MikeSonko Uko na gilbeys nikujie?

[KENYA GOSSIP HUB @kenyasgossips]

A heartwarming moment as a Kenyan man surprised his wife and kids, who thought they had only come to collect the luggage he had sent. ❤️

[Eric @amerix]

Between the boomers and millennials, there is a generation that is the cause of our problems.

Gen X.

Born between 1965 and 1980.

They are the parents of ZILLENIALS and Gen Z.

These are the people addicted to evangelical churches, classic FM and Facebook.

They still read newspapers and tune in to the BBC at 6PM.

They are rabidly tribal, worship permanent job employment, and so they forge academic and professional documents to ascend lucrative job groups.

They don't want to retire; they are career employees.

They are the most toxic managers at work with outdated ideas.

Their leadership style is holding daily office meetings, and since someone taught them about Zoom, they also hold virtual meetings even on holidays.

These meetings amount to nothing but them reminding employees about appraisal forms and reporting time.

They are extremely corrupt.

They bribe their way through opportunities. They dislike meritocracy and openly hate people who qualify through hard work and merit.

They sell ancestral land to disinherit their children yet their fathers bequeathed them free land.

At home, if it is a man, his wife has conquered him. She runs the house, and he is so scared to confront her.

If it is a woman, she is endlessly angry, chaotic and choleric, but so holier than thou on Sunday in church.

They teach their children bad manners because they want them to become rich overnight.

The Gen X are the root cause of our political, economic, and social collapse.

This is the "hear nothing, see nothing, do nothing" generation.

Docile generation!

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

There's a Kenyan, a mighty Kenyan 🇰🇪🎶

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

They say you raise the bar with your guests& this year I started from the very top.

Five years old, standing on my shoulders, doing what he does best.

Together we made a Kenyan classic. Ugali, Nyama choma and Kachumbari.

One day he’ll stand on his own but today, we stood side by side, growing my greatest legacy and my best friend.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

[MARTIN GARRIX @MartinGarrix]

@ultra it felt really good to be home ❤️❤️❤️