Haven’t felt normal since the Cincinnati Zoo put out an official statement that Fiona the hippo is fucking her mother’s husband so they have her on hippo birth control
If you leave Twitter, I recommmend you DO NOT delete your account.
All old tweets @ mentioning you will still exist and if someone grabs that now available username then all tweets @ referencing that username now point to them.
Obsessed with this. Absolutely deranged.
A complete massacre of the original. Each note more wild and unpredictable than the next. Ending with a cocky kiss, like she just fucking killed it.
100% perfect. No notes.
if you have a problem with the student loan cancellation because you already paid off your loans, just pretend its a tax cut for the rich that you also never got but mysteriously didn't complain about.
Let me tell you a story. This is Susan Lung. She taught me to read and write in a single year when I was 7 years old. I've been looking for Susan, hoping to thank her in person, for almost twenty years. And then she surprised me at my reading last night.
If anyone knows a cosmetic dermatologist in the Bay Area, please let me know or have them DM me. I don’t know how to treat the scars on my face & it will take a few weeks before I can see a derm through Kaiser. Time is of the essence. Thank you!
I had monkeypox for four excruciating weeks. I was hospitalized for two days with a secondary bacterial infection. Antiviral treatment saved me. The US government should do more to make Tpoxx pills available to the people who need it. And quickly!
SCOOP: The US lags behind the UK, Canada and Europe in planning clinical trials for the antiviral TPOXX (tecovirimat) to treat #monkeypox. Many people with the virus have endured desperate, frustrating searches for this medication, I report for @NBCNews.
https://t.co/CSzb4RjU9M