Ho Jeady

[Ho Jeady @josephbeanz]

@peacheylauren But I love it tho

[Ho Jeady @josephbeanz]

@peacheylauren

[Ho Jeady @josephbeanz]

@malsteezy 🤝@malsteezy

[The Freshest Fruit @WasherWild]

https://t.co/zVyTujcu1f

[The Freshest Fruit @WasherWild]

My cousin Dalton made the news. They have pushed back his court date to the 22nd.
This is a thread of resources to help him
https://t.co/vtMmIV9c6E

[The Freshest Fruit @WasherWild]

Please sign and share! My cousin is facing multiple felonies. He was racially profiled, beaten and tased by police. His court date is Monday. https://t.co/zVyTujcu1f

[peachey @peacheylauren]

These dummies still going out and act like everything is fine while they are spreading this shit around. Then they’re gonna complain when the quarentine lasts so long like BUDDY

[owen @midsomm]

daenerys and drogon rolling up on cersei next week #GameOfThrones https://t.co/48tbH5q1z0

[Ho Jeady @josephbeanz]

@peacheylauren Freaking spoilers man 🤯🥺 HOW!

[blake @BlakeHunter_]

geology professor: can someone explain what bedrock is and its purpose?

me: bed rock was a 2009 hit single by young money featuring nicki minaj about sex

professor: um

me: and its purpose was to inform people that if they have sex with him he will make the bed rock

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

merry cHELPUShristmas to you too

[mia @drowsygator]

animal planet: the baby gazelle escapes from the lion

me: 🙌😈🤙😏

animal planet: but now, what will the lion eat?

me:😨😢😞

[peachey @peacheylauren]

Girls who sip shots are braver than the us marines

[Dale Elliott @ChevyElliott]

My first hour of watching baking shows on Netflix: these people are so talented, how do they pick a winner?

My 23rd hour: idc how good her fondant work is, if kathy doesn't add more buttercream to that mixture her consistency is going to be all off and her cake pops will be shit

[Ho Jeady @josephbeanz]

@WasherWild Legit just go to dads house easy peasy

[Stin @stinvo14]

*Gets in Uber*

My brain-

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Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”

[Greg Sheffer @gsheffr]

a group of me & my
patriots in the siblings on
Boston harbor thanksgiving
🤝
spilling the tea

[GL @gldivittorio]

Me, drunk The Irish in
. 1845

🤝

Really wanting some potatoes

[Kels @kelskelsbaby]

Me when someone else’s lunch comes with a pickle on the side